#1
Okay, so I saw the "to make a long story short" game, and it gave me an idea:
Someone posts the "to make a long story short" thing, for example:

I went online to get help with my homework...

...to make a long story short, I'm now a terrorist.

But, the new thing is, if someone thinks they can, they can post a way to make the story make sense, with a quote of the original post. I don't know if this will work or not, but the pit is magic, and can make even the worst ideas work...good luck.
#2
I went online to get help with my homework...

And I went to The Pit

...to make a long story short, I'm now a terrorist.
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#3
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#5
This thread sounds amazing, if we can do it right. I'm going to wait for a good one to come along, because I don't feel like working with the "on the internet - terrorist."
Too easy
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#6
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This thread sounds like a ripoff.

Yes. Yes it does. Luckily, the Pit is a place that defies the laws of nature. Therefore, they copied me!
#7
So I went to drop my kid off at daycare...

...To make a long story short, I'm incarcerated.

EDIT: I don't think I done this right.
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#9
Okay, then try this one:

I went to a gas station in Oregon looking for something to snack on...
...to make a long story short, I'm now a Las Vages stripper.
#10
I went to a gas station in Oregon looking for something to snack on...

and ate a stripper, then took her job, so nobody would notice she was gone

...to make a long story short, I'm now a Las Vages stripper.
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#12
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Okay, then try this one:

I went to a gas station in Oregon looking for something to snack on...
...to make a long story short, I'm now a Las Vages stripper.

:cracks fingers:
Mwahaha. I'll edit it in, because it's going to take a bit.
So there I was. It took my internet going out to realize that I hadn't eaten in three days. So I went to a gas station in Oregon looking for something to snack on. Why Oregon, you ask? Seargent Snappy's Sugar Snacks!, of course. They only sell them in southern Oregon. When I finally arrived there, I had spent most of my money on the trip-damn you, Middle East, damn you, Texas oil tycoons, damn you, Mark from the gas station who couldn't figure out the tax. Anyways, I didn't have the money to pay for my tasty treats, because I always stock up, and I can't break tradition with the Seargent.
So it came to me, bumming on the corner, begging for cash. A couple bucks here, a couple bucks there, and I'll be set. Unfortunately, an interstate in Oregon isn't exactly the best place to panhandle. I got nothing - three hours in the pouring rain, and all I had to show for it was a soggy paper bag and stomache pains.

Sorry, but this is too much for my attention span to handle all at once, especially since I just realised I'm about to right a full fledged story with characters in a plot . So maybe I'll finish it, maybe I won't, but if I do it'll be posted here, or edited in.
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#13
you need help in chemistry and history homework. you needed to know about radical muslims, you read their definition and philosphy on wikipedia and agreed with it, then you became a terrorist. easy.
#14
So the other day I walked into school....
Long story short I ended up high in china in a gay bar.
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#16
...I ended up being the first person to ever be charged with fape.
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#18
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So I went to drop my kid off at daycare...

...To make a long story short, I'm incarcerated.

EDIT: I don't think I done this right.


Now for the long story:
I was running late, so I bundled the kid in the car as quickly as I could. Strapped him in, jumped in the seat myself, strapped in quickly then roared out of the driveway. I gunned my *insert awesome car here* and headed as quickly as I could in the direction of the daycare centre. However, as I came to a crossroads on the way there, I came across a police blockade. "I don't have time for this!" I thought. So I revved the engine and roared straight up to the police blockade. Just as I approached it from one direction, a speeding car with guns poking out the windows came racing up at right angles to me. I slammed on the brakes and skidded sideways through the blockade, narrowly missing the other car which did the same thing. The blockade shattered, the car took a few wild shots at my car and then raced off into the distance. The cops immediately chased after them, except for a few who approached my car with guns pointing at it. One of them yelled at me to get out of the car and put my hands in the air. Again, I thought to myself that I simply did not have time, and slammed my foot on the accelerator pedal. Before I could get more than two metres however, they'd shot out all four of my tires, and then raced over to the car, jerked the door open and yanked me out of the car. Then I felt a sharp pain on my head, and everything went black.

I opened my eyes to see a sparse brick cell with a typical jail cell door on it. My head still felt sore, so I put my hand up to rub it, then quickly snatched it away again as the pain flared up as soon as I touched it. Not sure of what was going on, I lay down on my bed and fell asleep.

I awoke to the sound of bangs upon my cell door. Looking over I noticed two police officers at my door. One of them appeared to be a sergeant or someone of similar rank. He then proceeded to explain to me, or rather yell at me, why I was in jail. It appeared that the car that broke through the barricade contained some terrorists that had just assassinated the president, and the police had been planning to nab them there. However due to my interruption I had allowed the terrorists to break through and escape. Therefore they naturally assumed I was a co-conspirator of the terrorists and had locked me up. And that's how I came to be here.


There we go guys. Probably TL; DR, sorry about that. Also probably sucks, but you know, whatever. *shrugs* That's my contribution to this thread.

EDIT:
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#20
So I went into the pit looking for a good time...

...long story short, I went to the psychiatrist for therapy.
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#21
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So I went into the pit looking for a good time...

...long story short, I went to the psychiatrist for therapy.

Well, that's normal...
#22
So I went into the pit looking for a good time...

I went to the MINDF**K and Creepypasta threads.

...long story short, I went to the psychiatrist for therapy.
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#23
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So I went into the pit looking for a good time...
...long story short, I went to the psychiatrist for therapy.


So I went into the pit looking for a good time...
I got bored and decided to check out 4chan instead.
...long story short, I went to the psychiatrist for therapy.
#24
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So I went into the pit looking for a good time...
I got bored and decided to check out 4chan instead.
...long story short, I went to the psychiatrist for therapy.


Meh, this one beats mine by far.
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#25
So I went out drinking the other day...

...Long story short I'm on a bed, I can't see, and my butt hurts.
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#26
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So I went out drinking the other day...

...Long story short I'm on a bed, I can't see, and my butt hurts.

I know someone this actually happened to. Those are seriously the only things he remembers (except when he woke up, he was tied to the bed). So I'll fill in the missing part for you and him: You got raped by a 300-pound dude named Bubba.
#27
so i was doin my laundry...

...long story short i smuggled 30 ethiopians across the canadian border with 4lbs of funyuns in my pants
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#28
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so i was doin my laundry...

...long story short i smuggled 30 ethiopians across the canadian border with 4lbs of funyuns in my pants

We've all been in this situation before. This just happened to me last week!
#29
this is a total ripoff of my thread. owell at least i know im an inspiration to the pit
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#30
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so i was doin my laundry...

...long story short i smuggled 30 ethiopians across the canadian border with 4lbs of funyuns in my pants


so i was doin my laundry... and the washing machine exploded, so i was left naked (literally all my clothes were in there), and had to go begging for money, in the nude. the only people who would help me were a tribe of ethiopians travelling through california birdwatching. they killed a few birds, and fashioned an 18th century style formal pants for me out of the carcasses. in return, they said they needed some bagged milk. i asked what else they needed. they looked confused, and responded, nothing. i was enraged, and shouted YOU CANT HAVE BAGGED MILK WITHOUT FUNYUNS. so we went to the gas station for funyuns. naturally, none of us had money, so i had to put the funyuns in my pants. oh and we needed a lot; there were 31 of us. as we were making our gas station escape, we were spotted on tape, so had to go undercover to canadian.

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#31
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so i was doin my laundry... and the washing machine exploded, so i was left naked (literally all my clothes were in there), and had to go begging for money, in the nude. the only people who would help me were a tribe of ethiopians travelling through california birdwatching. they killed a few birds, and fashioned an 18th century style formal pants for me out of the carcasses. in return, they said they needed some bagged milk. i asked what else they needed. they looked confused, and responded, nothing. i was enraged, and shouted YOU CANT HAVE BAGGED MILK WITHOUT FUNYUNS. so we went to the gas station for funyuns. naturally, none of us had money, so i had to put the funyuns in my pants. oh and we needed a lot; there were 31 of us. as we were making our gas station escape, we were spotted on tape, so had to go undercover to canadian.

:]

Wow, that's actually pretty good.