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#1
Ok pit. I'm really starting to get scared. I keep getting texts from my cousin(guy) and he keeps asking me to send him pics of my ****. I told him he was a faggot and to **** off, but he just said he wants to give me a blowjob. He is seriously freaking me out. I'm not gay and I hate him to begin with. What should I do!?!

BTW I will not join him in his faggotry so help me out pit!!!!

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#3
UG Republican

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If anyone sigs that, i'll fucking kill them.


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YES!!!

And I enjoy Katy Perry's music.


I swear to god nobody better sig this or else imma kill them
#5
hey free blowjob, take it while you can
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#6
Gay incest?

He's gotta be a pit monkey too. Just wait until he finds this thread and work it out online.
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#9
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Send him pics of someone else's johnson.


or better yet send him a picture of a vagina...it'll gross him out
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#10
Quote by RockGuitar92
Ok pit. I'm really starting to get scared. I keep getting texts from my cousin(guy) and he keeps asking me to send him pics of my ****. I told him he was a faggot and to **** off, but he just said he wants to give me a blowjob. He is seriously freaking me out. I'm not gay and I hate him to begin with. What should I do!?!

BTW I will not join him in his faggotry so help me out pit!!!!

Stop being a homophobic prick and let him skin your carrot >:-0
#11
maybe his buddy has his phone and is being an asshole
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#12

Go ahead, what's the worst that could happen?
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#13
this reminds me of the time when my buddy kept telling me had sex with his cousin.
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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#15
gosh , why do u have to post my msgs online?!
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#18
lol send him a picture of a horse's? and he's prbly just joking and with his friends, calm down.
#19
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maybe his buddy has his phone and is being an asshole


This is not the first time he has asked to see my dick dude. This is not some joke. If you knew him you would understand the faggotry of what is Matt. I'm tired of being sexually harassed by my gay cousin.
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Erowid
#20
Maybe just stop texting him back and stuff.
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#21
Send him goatse.
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#23
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lol send him a picture of a horse's? and he's prbly just joking and with his friends, calm down.


What friends?
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Erowid
#24
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This is not the first time he has asked to see my dick dude. This is not some joke. If you knew him you would understand the faggotry of what is Matt. I'm tired of being sexually harassed by my gay cousin.


Somebody better sig this
#26
Forward the texts to his parents.
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#27
Since you'll never enter the pink lips, you might as well go with your gay cousin's lips.
I will soon perish from this lethal injection called love.
#28
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Since you'll never enter the pink lips, you might as well go with your gay cousin's lips.


Haha like you would know if I have or haven't entered the "pink lips". Vagina FTW!
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#31
...Is he hot?


>_>
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#32
But he wants your reproductive organs. It would be more of a crime to deny him that!
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#33
Was this thread intended to give you 5 minutes of fame?
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#34
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Forward the texts to his parents.



that


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Ug Knows 1000% More About Scrotal Sacs Than Real Doctors.
Hm Let Me Investigate. You Has The Painful Scroties? You Has Aids.
Next Plz.
#36
Something like this happened to me before...

After a movie, all my friends and I went to my house, and i left my Youtube account logged on, and he went to one of my friends pages and posted "IM A FAGGOT" a few times...

Still, I probably would have done the same thing...
#37
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Was this thread intended to give you 5 minutes of fame?


No. This is serious business.
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Erowid
#38
He's texting instead of calling because it isn't him, genius. Someone else has his phone.
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#39
Look. I know it's him. You must believe me. He is gonna rape me! I told my grandparents and my dad, but they just laugh and say he's gay.
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It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

Erowid
#40
Blow him.

That will mess his head..
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My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious.
I want your heart.
I want to eat your children.

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