#1
Holy shit, I'm so pissed off. Every time I try to follow a mosquito in my room, to kill it obviously, it fucking teleports. One second, I'm looking at it, then a second later, it's GONE. wtf...

the same goes for when i try to get it in my kleenex. I'm sure it's squished but then I see it again 30 seconds later.

Ugh... anyone else hate mosquitoes?
#5
Flies have the same ability.
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#6
It's because your eyes aren't sharp enough to differentiate between a fast moving dark object on a dark background and you lose sight of it when it flies across something dark.

You would not have this problem in a well lit competely white room.
#7
Teleportation belts. Damn Einstein and his Theory of Teleportation.
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#8
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It's because your eyes aren't sharp enough to differentiate between a fast moving dark object on a dark background and you lose sight of it when it flies across something dark.

You would not have this problem in a well lit competely white room.


This.

And the force.
#9
i think they just have respawn points... with like a 30 second time before re spawn

i hate it when somehow more and more come..in my room..out of no where...

i think they have no clip and come over from a different map or something..maybe switch servers..idk
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#11
I live in Florida


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#12
I have made a personal crusade against Mosquito's, bitches know not to mess with me. Especially not after what happened to the last one.
#13
They use your blood that they suck out of ya, and chemically convert it along with there digestive juices and spit out a mini wormhole and fly through it. Duh, this is like basic 1st grade science.
#15
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i think they just have respawn points... with like a 30 second time before re spawn

i hate it when somehow more and more come..in my room..out of no where...

i think they have no clip and come over from a different map or something..maybe switch servers..idk



I agree with noclip...they must have it...they seem to go through walls. You dont play counterstrike, do you?
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#16
u my friend need aimbot
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#17
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I agree with noclip...they must have it...they seem to go through walls. You dont play counterstrike, do you?



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#18
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i live in southern Louisiana.
i cant escape them.


they're worse here.
ohhh snap!


No doubt, it must be crazy.


But when you go fishing at a place called Mosquito Lagoon, oh shit. Lucky we stone them while we fish and they're not that bad.
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#20
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i live in southern Louisiana.
i cant escape them.


they're worse here.
ohhh snap!


I live in Louisiana, and I do not get bit by mosquitoes.
It's amazing.
Everyone bitches and complains.
I'm immune.

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They use the force.


Impossible.
You can't teleport through the force.
#21
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i think they just have respawn points... with like a 30 second time before re spawn

i hate it when somehow more and more come..in my room..out of no where...

i think they have no clip and come over from a different map or something..maybe switch servers..idk


or when they lag through my ****ing wall

EDIT: on a serious note, eat onions, garlic, or something strong so they don't like your blood.

I'd love to be in the mosquito's perspective watching you chase me and fail. I'd be loling
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#24
They're obviously robots. Vampiric robots.
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#25
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or when they lag through my ****ing wall

EDIT: on a serious note, eat onions, garlic, or something strong so they don't like your blood.

I'd love to be in the mosquito's perspective watching you chase me and fail. I'd be loling


There was a game for playstation 2 like that
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#26
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There was a game for playstation 2 like that



wasnt it called mr mosquito?

i think i had it lol
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#27
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1.6 is better....


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#28
get a gun, and shot the teleporter belt off the bug b4 it teleports, but dont hit the mosiquito, or it will rape u while u sleep
#29
I live in Louisiana too. Mosquitoes suck we can ride them to school here
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#30
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yes, as well as 1.6

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#31
thats insane no one can answer that its like asking how do planes fly? nobody knows!
oh ya goku was able to do it as well.
#32
Mosquitos and flies are honestly the only magic creatures on this planet.
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