#1
At the show in Chicago. That is right. I am meeting him, backstage. He is playing with Mountain. I hope you are all jealous, and I will try very hard to get pictures.
#4
if it were paul gilbert id be jealous
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#5
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#6
good for you. there was other guy in the morning who is going to meet him tonight as well.
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#7
I'm jealous. Good thing he's coming to El Paso in November, so it's not all that bad.
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#8
I don't care. When you meet someone important, then let me know so I can be jealous.

Of course, making an entire thread to brag isn't the best way to get people on your side...
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#9
I've got you beat.

October 24th, Front row to Opeth, and meeting them.
October 25th, Front row to Satriani, meeting him.


I win.
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#10
Wow that's gonna be a great show.

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#12
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happy for you but not jealous. its not like he is going to bless you with talent just from meeting him


.....or is he? *goes into imaginative daydreaming about a good time with Satriani where he gives me his talent*
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#15
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I've got you beat.

October 24th, Front row to Opeth, and meeting them.
October 25th, Front row to Satriani, meeting him.


I win.



the 26th is my birthday.

you should get their autographs and send them to me
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#16
I wish I could meet Satch. Damn you, Jamaica!
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#17
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I've got you beat.

October 24th, Front row to Opeth, and meeting them.
October 25th, Front row to Satriani, meeting him.


I win.



Opeth blows
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#19
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Opeth blows

bullcrap, opeths amazing
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#20
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Opeth blows


Someone is trying to divide by zero here...but it wont work because Opeth CAN be divided by zero.
#21
lol nice~i met him a few times, last time was before and after the show.

his such an awesome guy~last time he was telling all these unheard stories happened to him in the 80s~90s

enjoy the show
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#23
Take his handdddsssssssssss
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#24
I like satriani, but not as much asw my friend does, so he'd probably kill you.
I always wanted to meet Maynard or Al Jourgensen.
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#25
Quote by Phillitalian
if it were paul gilbert id be jealous


I got to sit 1m away from Paul Gilbert while he played a small venue for two hours. He handed me his pick at the end

Satriani would be pretty cool to meet and talk to
#26
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I don't care. When you meet someone important, then let me know so I can be jealous.

Of course, making an entire thread to brag isn't the best way to get people on your side...


+1
#27
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the 26th is my birthday.

you should get their autographs and send them to me


Holy Jesus it's mine to!
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#28
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.....or is he? *goes into imaginative daydreaming about a good time with Satriani where he gives me his talent*

I did that once..... Started to cry when it was over

EDIT: Tell him to come to teh Pit
#29
I went to a show on that tour a couple weeks ago.
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#30
You do realise that tens of thousands, if not hundreds of thousands, if not millions of people have met Joe Satriani before, right?
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#31
I'm not jealous, I've already met him twice.
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#32
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Opeth blows



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#33
*sigh* I'm actually uber jealous.
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