#1
I was fapping just two minuets ago. And right as I was about to release the flood gates. My Dad walks in. I was able to miminize and get throw the cougar back in the den before he saw anything. But my porn was still running in my headset. As he sat there talking about the debates... It was wrong

An epic 30 minuet session that ended with a brutal shrink.

Any of you guys have walk in stories?
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I find that I feel the same about women who play bass as I think of immigrants in America.

I respect them for finding a place in society under a lot of ridicule, but I have an odd paranoia that they are going to steal my job.
#3
You listen to porn?
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#4
wow, he's talking about Palin while a woman is screaming in (faked) pleasure? not fun. maybe you should wait until late at night, then burp the worm? I know Palmella can be pushy, but wait an extra hour before you do what you do.


and no stories from me, fortunately.
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#6
My dad caught me in bed with my chick-friend yesterday morning after a night of drinking. We didn't fuck or anything and we were fully clothed with the door open.


But the way he reacted, he might as well walked in on us fucking.
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#7
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#9
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You listen to porn?


I should clarify. I was alone at home watching the ever fine Lela Star. My mom and dad were driving home from whatever it is they were doing (didnt know that at the time >.> They listened to the debates on the radio. Anyways I minimized, put my wang back in his cage and pulled my shirt over the zipper. All under 3 seconds. They walk in arguing about the debates and get me involved. But I didnt have time to actually stop the porn. So I'm listening to (some very ****ing HOT) screaming going on while I heard..

"95% of America is gonna get a tax cut!"

"No cause hes gonna raise taxes..."

"What'd you think Kevin?"

...

"... uhhhh... Huckabee?"

They were none the wiser. But my talls have turned blue
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I find that I feel the same about women who play bass as I think of immigrants in America.

I respect them for finding a place in society under a lot of ridicule, but I have an odd paranoia that they are going to steal my job.
#10
i was once almost caught by a search bar. seriously use it some time.
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#11
Quote by urzafan
i was once almost caught by a search bar. seriously use it some time.


lol ur cool.

Seriously, shut the **** up. I missed a thread. It happens, I'm sorry your life has degraded to the point, where you look at a thread and automatically search bar it. Your a socially retarded twat, that finds happiness by staring at the pit screen. Just waiting for someone to **** up. I hope you find acceptance on the internet. It apparently doesn't happen in real life.
Quote by kranoscorp
I find that I feel the same about women who play bass as I think of immigrants in America.

I respect them for finding a place in society under a lot of ridicule, but I have an odd paranoia that they are going to steal my job.
#12
Quote by ZeBubba!
lol ur cool.

Seriously, shut the **** up. I missed a thread. It happens, I'm sorry your life has degraded to the point, where you look at a thread and automatically search bar it. Your a socially retarded twat, that finds happiness by staring at the pit screen. Just waiting for someone to **** up. I hope you find acceptance on the internet. It apparently doesn't happen in real life.


ZING!

Damn deep burn, deep burn.


Couldn't have said it better myself.
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i'm voting for GNiCk89. i just like how he speaks TO me, not AT me.

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Yea, Sublime is a great band. You have an Underoath icon, so I think your opinion doesn't matter.
#13
Quote by ZeBubba!
lol ur cool.

Seriously, shut the **** up. I missed a thread. It happens, I'm sorry your life has degraded to the point, where you look at a thread and automatically search bar it. Your a socially retarded twat, that finds happiness by staring at the pit screen. Just waiting for someone to **** up. I hope you find acceptance on the internet. It apparently doesn't happen in real life.


ooh, that's a burn. Bitch.
Dorkus.
#14
*Ignores thread to go look up Lela Star*

Thank you senor!
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#15
Quote by Holy.
Why do people fap with parents home?


The danger of being caught makes it a lot more exciting.
#16
Dont

Fap

While

Parents

Are

Home.


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lol ur cool.

Seriously, shut the **** up. I missed a thread. It happens, I'm sorry your life has degraded to the point, where you look at a thread and automatically search bar it. Your a socially retarded twat, that finds happiness by staring at the pit screen. Just waiting for someone to **** up. I hope you find acceptance on the internet. It apparently doesn't happen in real life.


Chiiiiiiilll Winston, he's been here for like, six-months.

He wasn't worth you writing all of that, dude.
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#17
I've always hated the search bar jokes...I'm glad people are starting to rip on the people who do it. You notice it's mostly July/August/September 08ers makin those jokes too?
#18
Quote by emery01
Dont

Fap

While

Parents

Are

Home.


Chiiiiiiilll Winston, he's been here for like, six-months.

He wasn't worth you writing all of that, dude.


Your right, I should chill, but I dont think I can describe the shear intensity that orgasm should have held. I started holding back and building it up from the 15 min mark and Right then! it was perfect.... but it was not to be. Right as the dogs of war were bought to spring. I hear a door open.


It made shed a tear :* (
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I find that I feel the same about women who play bass as I think of immigrants in America.

I respect them for finding a place in society under a lot of ridicule, but I have an odd paranoia that they are going to steal my job.
#19
Quote by PCbassist
I've always hated the search bar jokes...I'm glad people are starting to rip on the people who do it. You notice it's mostly July/August/September 08ers makin those jokes too?

No dude, there is 07'ers and 06'ers who do it too. I went to the site suggestions and posted a thread on how they should be banned, but the mods turned me down.
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#20
Quote by Holy.
No dude, there is 07'ers and 06'ers who do it too. I went to the site suggestions and posted a thread on how they should be banned, but the mods turned me down.


It wouldn't be bad if they didn't attach the sarcasm. That's the part that pisses me off.
Quote by kranoscorp
I find that I feel the same about women who play bass as I think of immigrants in America.

I respect them for finding a place in society under a lot of ridicule, but I have an odd paranoia that they are going to steal my job.