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HighPotency
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#3
Generally, yes. But it depends on what type of guitar. Some like acoustic with singing and some like rockin stuff.
Coldiscool
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#4
They dig the 80's look, you should try it.
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The Leader
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#5
Nope, it's all about the lead singer. And remember: Tight pants.
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david_highland
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#6
no, women like men that have some sort of skill, as opposed to some fat ass that doesn't know how to do anything.
nemjeff13
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#7
yes, but you wont get chicks just cause of it...you have to have the other two things: looks and personality...guitar just helps (also join a band, chicks totally dig bands more than clowns who play in their bedroom)
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kstar22bassist
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Join date: Sep 2008
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#10
Nope, they like bassists. We're okay with keeping a band a team effort, whereas guitarists just go off and solo. Why would a girl want a guy that can just go off and play with himself?
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Nightfyre
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Join date: Jun 2007
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#11
Depends on your personality. Playing guitar does not guarantee sex, but it can up the sexy factor significantly if you're not an arrogant ass about it. It will attract a large number of semi-musically inclined people (male and female), a few brainless Barbies, and some fellow musicians, but no guarantee on staying power because that's all in the personality.
Seryaph
Soul Searchin'
Join date: Aug 2005
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#14
I think that it can be a plus if they like the person, but normally, they won't just start to like you just because you play the guitar.

Most women do like creativity, I believe.
Holy.
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Join date: Apr 2007
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#15
If you're basing this on if you should play guitar because ladies don't like you and you need a skill boost, maybe music isn't your thing...
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Nite_Marez
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#16
nope women like stupid dumb dicks
its been proven over and over again
just wiki stupid dumb dick and u get ***** magnet
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HighPotency
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#17
Quote by kstar22bassist
Nope, they like bassists. We're okay with keeping a band a team effort, whereas guitarists just go off and solo. Why would a girl want a guy that can just go off and play with himself?

Plus we're good at fingering
Froboarder
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#18
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it's all about the theremin player. google it

I believe some of us know what a theremin is. =P
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KFKing
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#19
Some. My uncle told me a story once of when he brought his guitar to a party and was playing it and a girl just came up to him and blowed him (after the party was over.)
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kstar22bassist
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#20
Quote by HighPotency
Plus we're good at fingering


Amen, my friend! Amen!
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Holy.
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#22
Quote by KFKing
Some. My uncle told me a story once of when he brought his guitar to a party and was playing it and a girl just came up to him and blowed him (after the party was over.)

*takes guitar to school*
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dmiwshicldply
Id love to be a hippie
Join date: Nov 2007
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#23
no girls like boys who can play guitar, women like men who have a job
kstar22bassist
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#24
Quote by KFKing
Some. My uncle told me a story once of when he brought his guitar to a party and was playing it and a girl just came up to him and blowed him (after the party was over.)


Wow, a couple of my friends are playing guitar and bass for chapel tomorrow in front of the whole college... freaking lucky.

Then again, they're Mexican, so that might be a variable
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KFKing
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#26
Quote by Holy.
*takes guitar to school*


It's sort of funny because my uncle is a High School English teacher.
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Abunai X
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#27
Yes, women do, but the calluses players get turn them off.
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kannon
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#28
I kid you not i am a guitarist and iv got ****ing fan girls
but then again i am the coolest in our band
somed people think im stuck up but are singer has admited it and he is an ego freak
the point is
-you just have too play cool be cool and never mess up a solo if a girl slaps your ass
ZeBubba!
Stoney Man
Join date: May 2007
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#29
It depends. If your ugly, they think you play to get chicks (cause most do...) and kinda works against you.

If your decent, Then yes, a lot.

And If your actually good looking. Get ready for a damn good life.

This is all assuming you have a job, arent a douche and not playing cause you want to attract them. Its a tricky affair.
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I find that I feel the same about women who play bass as I think of immigrants in America.

I respect them for finding a place in society under a lot of ridicule, but I have an odd paranoia that they are going to steal my job.
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Steve Plod
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#31
In my experience, ALL chicks dig acoustic and singing
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kstar22bassist
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#32
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hookers don't care if you play guitar


Ahh, I bet if you play a song they like, they lower their price for ya
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Rooskiy
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#33
Quote by david_highland
no, women like men that have some sort of skill, as opposed to some fat ass that doesn't know how to do anything.

I concur. This guy know what he is talking about.
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Respect in the pit?

Lol

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Rooskiy
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#34
Quote by ZeBubba!
It depends. If your ugly, they think you play to get chicks (cause most do...) and kinda works against you.

If your decent, Then yes, a lot.

And If your actually good looking. Get ready for a damn good life.

This is all assuming you have a job, arent a douche and not playing cause you want to attract them. Its a tricky affair.

hahahahah I love this.
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I've been here nearly 4 years now. I get no respect.

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Respect in the pit?

Lol

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tayroar
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Join date: Aug 2007
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#35
A comedian explained this once, the hierarchy of wetness goes in this order:
Lead singer,
Lead guitar,
Bass guitar,
Rhythm Guitar (if applicable)
Drummer,
Opening Act,
Kid who got backstage passes,
Roadie,
Keyboard
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Bad2DaBone
Join date: Jul 2008
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#36
Yea.

I play guitar, and dated a girl who likes reggaeton, hip-hop, R&B, etc. for like 4 months.

So yea. It works.
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InvaderTSN
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#37
Quote by tayroar
A comedian explained this once, the hierarchy of wetness goes in this order:
Lead singer,
Lead guitar,
Bass guitar,
Rhythm Guitar (if applicable)
Drummer,
Opening Act,
Kid who got backstage passes,
Roadie,
Keyboard


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MarkCP
UG Newbie
Join date: Feb 2008
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#38
generally yeah, i mean, if you're a douchebag, playing guitar doesn't change the fact that you're a douchebag, but once a girl finds out you play the guitar, they're usually a whole lot more interested in you
YetAnotherMuso
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Join date: Jan 2007
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#39
Quote by kannon
I kid you not i am a guitarist and iv got ****ing fan girls
but then again i am the coolest in our band
somed people think im stuck up but are singer has admited it and he is an ego freak
the point is
-you just have too play cool be cool and never mess up a solo if a girl slaps your ass


...no. you fail.
tayroar
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Join date: Aug 2007
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#40
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You have gained my favor for referencing Steve Byrne.


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