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#1
Some guy is trying to c**kblock me.He makes one of my friends come and talk to me and then the @$$hole sits between me and the girl I like.

Help me Pit.
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#2
Pencil trick.
..is a girl
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#4
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Pencil trick.


Continue??

Edit:Nevermind.
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#6
cockblock him back.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#8
cut off his cock and make him eat it.

be sure to disguise it as a hot though.
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#11
Deck him, or call him out on his cockblocking ways. If he doesn't stop, deck him.
#12
Quote by InvaderTSN
Deck him.


But then I would look like a dick?
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#13
Melt his face with a guitar solo/acetylene torch.

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#14
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But then I would look like a dick?


You don't have to deck him in front of the girl you're talking to.
#15
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But then I would look like a dick?

Would you prefer being labeled a dick for the decking, or rather presume the deck and go forth dicking?
#16
Quote by InvaderTSN
You don't have to deck him in front of the girl you're talking to.


....or do what Edward Norton did on Fight Club and make him look like a dick. Check out SeverSpecies' avatar for details.
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#17
Talk to the girl alone? Come on TS, balls up. Sitting next to her wont do anything but make you want her more. HIT THAT!
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#18
Quote by Muzikh
Would you prefer being labeled a dick for the decking, or rather presume the deck and go forth dicking?


O_o

Que?
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#20
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....or do what Edward Norton did on Fight Club and make him look like a dick. Check out SeverSpecies' avatar for details.


Even better. He'll gain sympathy points and redeem them for sympathy sex.
#22
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Come on TS, balls up.



It happens to be very hot here in California.
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#24
Kill him, kill him, just ****ing do it.
When he is dead.
This will be all over.
And we can get on with things.

+1 to who ever knows what song and band these lyrics are from.
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#26
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Would you prefer being labeled a dick for the decking, or rather presume the deck and go forth dicking?

hahaha that was good...

but yeah, talk to her in private. I won't tell you to get some balls cause well... I don't really have any room to talk haha.
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#27
Quote by Muzikh
Would you prefer being labeled a dick for the decking, or rather presume the deck and go forth dicking?

Wisest thing I've heard all day. Awesome. =D
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#28
Ride a skateboard, and launching it into his crotch.

And run for your life.
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#29
If the girl wants to get with you, she'll stick with you.

Think about it.

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#30
pay no attention too him and just to the girl if you just try too stop him in any way the girl feels ignored
example :he sits next too her ,ask her a question about her self so she feels acnolaged
**** blockers can be solved with mental manipulation of emotions
#33
well first you have to ask him what compelled him to 'block your ****'

and secondly, you have to ask him why he's touching your penis.
#34
srsly kill him! we dont need pests like c**kblockers in the world

send him to the closest park i'll take care of the rest
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#35
Quote by HedBanger24/7
Kill him, kill him, just ****ing do it.
When he is dead.
This will be all over.
And we can get on with things.

+1 to who ever knows what song and band these lyrics are from.



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#36
Step 1: Stare at cockblockers package
Step 2: Slowly reach for cockblockers package

= You and girl alone
#37
Quote by NewsoftheWorld
It happens to be very hot here in California.


Thats good. That means hes gonna want a drink of water, right? Well, all you have to do is put PVA glue in his drink bottle, dissolve it into the water and wait till he drinks it. Imagine the lulz when he gets bowel obstruction!
#38
Quote by NewsoftheWorld
Continue??

Edit:Nevermind.


According to your sig, you should have gotten that immediately.
#39
Say:

"Dude, would you please stop using yourself as a barrier between me and my girlfriend's intimacy. It makes it seem like you are just trying to be a douche, now would you please leave so I can have some alone time with my girlfriend?"

If that doesn't work Deck him.
#40
Challenge him to Pokemon with the girl as the prize!

Also, to the guy who said "mortal combat" it's K!!! Kombat!!! Johnny Cage is displeased with you.
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