#1
I just had a minute and 45 second climax. "Fap, climax" I can not feel any part of my body. my hands are numb and typing feels wierd as hell. Is there something wrong with me or am I just very very lucky?
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#3
Jacking off while high kinda feels like that. Except it seemed like 2 hours when it was only like 5 minutes.
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#5
Quote by scissormetimber
mabye you're having a heart attack

I would of assumed I would have been on the ground gasping for breath right now...
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#7
Quote by tayroar
Jacking off while high kinda feels like that. Except it seemed like 2 hours when it was only like 5 minutes.

I've jerked off while High. This was 9999999 times better.
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#8
Quote by Ragin87
I would of assumed I would have been on the ground gasping for breath right now...


Well, he did say heart and not lung attack. You might not lose your breath but you'd have severe chest pains and your left arm would be completely numb. Same goes for a stroke but instead of chest pains you have a severe headache.
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#9
Quote by Ragin87
I've jerked off while High. This was 9999999 times better.


I don't believe you.
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#10
Quote by tayroar
Well, he did say heart and not lung attack. You might not lose your breath but you'd have severe chest pains and your left arm would be completely numb. Same goes for a stroke but instead of chest pains you have a severe headache.

I feel fine now. Plus im only 15 and in great shape... So im assuming I just got lucky.
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#12
Are you on ecstasy right now? Cause if you are, it will never be the same afterwards.
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#15
Quote by Froboarder
Are you on ecstasy right now? Cause if you are, it will never be the same afterwards.

Unless my Iced tea was spiked... No im totally fine.
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#16
15, tabernackle choir ! isin't it past your bedtime ?

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#17
Quote by Ragin87
Unless my Iced tea was spiked... No im totally fine.

Meh.
I'm that dude with the fro.
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Long story short, a whale flew out of the ocean, landed next to me and shot like a wall of water straight into my face.
#18
Quote by Valetar
The fact that you had to tell the pit more or less another person about your fapping experience is a sure fact that something is wrong with you


This.
I think it's time for a change.



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#19
you just watch a hell of a good porn then

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#20
The real question is why do we give a shit?
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#21
Well once I went 2 weeks without fapping and It took me less than a minute, so I'm better than you!


Edit: it took me less than a minute to climax the next time I did it
#24
The rest of your orgasms are gonna suck by comparison. Congratulations on your future dissappointments.
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#27
Woot, your first orgasm.
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#28
I feel sorry for anyone who has to touch you. If they only knew about your secret second life full of fapping and pit skulking. They just might vomit.
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#29
Quote by tayroar
The real question is why do we give a shit?



Exactly.
#30
thanks for letting us know..ugh
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.