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GENERATION 9: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
"Please, just please for one ****ing day get off the pit!! I'm slowly dying here and you don't care! You don't care about me! About my needs! Yesterday I stopped, I completely froze to try and tell you how much pain you're putting me through. I hid that pornography for YOU, I hope you remember that when I'm at the junkyard.

I remember the times when you would use me to create great poetry and fan fiction, your every touch of my keys left me moist and wanting more. I stored everything you wanted me to and loved you unconditionally. You even used that desktop computer and I didn't care, that's how much I loved you. It's becoming too hard for me... I've set up a new bookmark in your browser for a torrent download, it contains enough trojan, spyware and adware to kill me. Scott... let me go, I love you."

Something along the lines of that.
"Fuck you!!"

*An Hero*
"This is Sierra-259, you got Spartans on the ground, sir. We're not going anywhere."

Fender Partscaster


Korg Pitchblack Tuner
TC Electronics Nova Repeater
Electro Harmonix Big Muff Pi
MXR Micro Amp
EH Holy Grail Reverb
Doesn't matter. I'd use my strong backhand and it will learn never to speak to me again unless if I command it to.
'Yes yes yes, search for lesbian porn, I know the fucking drill already, geez, get off my hardrive.'

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.


My love for you
Is like a truck
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It would say 'lololololololololololololo' in a Microsoft Sam voice.

... . this is awesome
^Note: Probably sarcastic
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Few Agile 8-strings
Ormsby Hypemachine 2014 otw!!

Carvin X-100B
axe-fx II

W.A musicians FTW
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Deep*Kick. You have destroyed every concept of life I've ever had.
"I'm brand new and you've stuffed me up how many times?"

My old one however...

"Do you ever do ANY work, I CRASHED to stop you from playing games! BUT YOU BOUGHT A NEW computer and gave me to your brother, don't you know how much that HURT? What do you MEAN you won't buy me a battery? I'm DYING!"
"... How much porn do you need? I mean, seriously... you have a girlfriend... I have pictures of her, and you still have this much porn? I've got a webcam, it's not like I can't see you two doing it... But still so much porn... I think I'll stop working now."
"kill me now.." or something like that
-Solid Snake + Liquid Snake = Solidus Snake

-Can you slam a revolving door?

-If at first you don't suceed, give up its not worth trying.

-"No, dude, this stuff is completely natural and safe, man. That's why it's called 'herbal.'"
"Don't you love the Queen album The Game?"
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LOL ! muther fuker i was gonna say that LOL!
mine would let out a loud scream like Careful With That Axe, Eugene by Pink Floyd
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I imagine my laptop would say something like:

"For the love of god! Replace me! I'm four ****ing years old for Christ's sake! Or at least quit opening more than two applications at once! The stress and struggling is giving me a hernia! ****!"
"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."
-Frank Zappa

"Where words fail, music speaks."
-Hans Christian Andersen
itd talk in funny computer 1 and 0s
if not then it would talk me into to suicide to stop me using it
Pull my finger

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"Kyle.. Do you know what homosex is?"
me:"...yes... why?"
"Do you want to have it?"
Me again:" i don't"
"Oh.. okay.. good night"


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Dear god the pit is a force to be reckoned with.
it would.... say..... put me back together and replace my ****ing MB and CPU NAOW.
I am me. Live with it.
I would fight my computer to the death because all those pop-ups really push my buttons sometimes... (bad pun)
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I pretend I'm a huge spider laying eggs, then when I flush the toilet I fall to floor screaming "MY CHILLLDRENN!! NOOOO!"

If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
- Mitch Hedberg
Lol @ Humanz
lilboyineblue22 wrote:


Curb stomp.
Mine has a lot of influence from movies, it won't talk, its autistic.

It'll be a black screen and in green writing it'll say

"Wake up Neo"
"Dude, make with the new hard drive already. And how about that RAM you're always talking about? I could really use that sh*t you know. Some extra cooling while you're at it would be nice too. Also, I'd appreciate it if you flashed my BIOS and fixed my god damn USB ports. I'm still running in 1.0 with these old drivers, and I should be at 2.0. Oh, and my auxiliary sound ports, those could use a fix up as well. And get rid of all these games you never play! As well as all the music you never listen to, and the other 100+ applications you never run. WELL!?"

Yeah that'd be right. The bastard always wants more. Well, he doesn't know it yet, but as soon as I make those adjustments I'm selling him.
It would be a young british chap names Charles, and he would compliment my sppearance. I would kick him in the face and say I don't go that way.
"You know exactly which buttons to push when you're trying to turn me on..."
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I'd be in prison.
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If your girlfriend's having sex at 13, she's a dirty dirty whore. And if you're having sex at 14, you're a dirty dirty...pimp.

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