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#2
"I like Opeth and various other alternative bands."
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You're just another brick in the wall
#3
You totally look like my mother!

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#5
mmmmmm, taste like mums
Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I've ever known.

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#6
So, uh, wanna ****?
Your dreams are all out of focus;
Knock you up when you're feeling down.
And all the world feels so unreal...


COLORFUL COLORS
Quote by ishmonkey
Hitler was really smart and could have been a good leader but he was kind of a douche to the Jews.
#8
sorry for staring there
Quote by archerygenious
Jesus Christ since when is the Pit a ****ing courtroom...

Like melodic, black, death, symphonic, and/or avant-garde metal? Want to collaborate? Message me!
#10
I should probably point out at this point that I am a lesbian, and am thus attracted to women such as yourself.
Quote by imthehitcher
you truly are a prince of men


Quote by isuckhardcore
I get naked FOR my dog.
#11
O M G, lol?
Quote by Six_One_Zipp
If I had to do the nasty with any guitarist it'd definitely be Herman Li,

The sex would be just like his playing, fast, sloppy, and dissapointing.
#15
"Hi, my username is Alexeyss."
Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#18
Oh hey, ya happen to know where the STI clinic is around here? Once I get back we can go for a drink :P
#19
I think we should have a competition...compile all of the zany answers in this thread, and everyone should go forth and use them on women! First one to get some ass wins...or after like a week or something, the person with the most ass tally wins.
#21
Sorry for knocking you out, but it was the only way I could impregnate you.
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#22
I really like you. Can I shit on your chest?

or

Do you want consensual sex? No? Then rape it is!
#24
Put Your Hands In The Air, Mutha Sticker. This Is A **** Up!!!
Quote by Jaymz_515
I pretend I'm a huge spider laying eggs, then when I flush the toilet I fall to floor screaming "MY CHILLLDRENN!! NOOOO!"


If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
- Mitch Hedberg
#25
"I'm just going to stick my penis in one of your orifices now."
Abbreviated version:
Quote by Lots of People

Quote by :.FireStorm.:
+1 Maus24

:.FireStorm.: - #15 poster in the thread, #1 in my heart.

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Member #6 of the "Shoop da Whoop" club
pm C.C. Deville to join
#26
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
Quote by Jaymz_515
I pretend I'm a huge spider laying eggs, then when I flush the toilet I fall to floor screaming "MY CHILLLDRENN!! NOOOO!"


If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
- Mitch Hedberg
#28
See her, smile, run up and throw your arms around her. Then lean in real close and whisper in her ear. "I want your blood, all over my body... (insert evil laugh here)" Then when she screams, slap her in the face, say "I was just kidding ya ****in mank heffer." Then lick her slowly up her face, twist her nipples and push her over.
Quote by Jaymz_515
I pretend I'm a huge spider laying eggs, then when I flush the toilet I fall to floor screaming "MY CHILLLDRENN!! NOOOO!"


If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
- Mitch Hedberg
#29
^^ im guessing your the type of person who hears " 150 feet at all times" alot.
#32
Quote by Jacoiskoby
See her, smile, run up and throw your arms around her. Then lean in real close and whisper in her ear. "I want your blood, all over my body... (insert evil laugh here)" Then when she screams, slap her in the face, say "I was just kidding ya ****in mank heffer." Then lick her slowly up her face, twist her nipples and push her over.

On second thought, this man wins.
#33
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
Get in my belly!


lol Austin Powers 2 quote...love it. Also, starting off with "shall we shag now or shag later", normally doesnt get you anywhere, even if it works for Austin...
#34
Very nice. How much?


Quote by Våd Hamster
Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#36
I would like to invite you to the pants party
You are now blinking manually
#39
"My place or yours?"
Quote by JeanMi36
No. I use a Mac.



Quote by soulflyV
I'm so sorry.
#40
"Eeeewwww! It's you!"
Quote by whalepudding
That is the most Australian post I've ever seen.

Fuckin' oath, fella!!
Quote by 'GoodnightHero'
i absolutely fucking love you.
and it has nothing to do with your lego ACDC fetish.

Strewth, cobber! Good on ya!
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