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#1
So theres this guy I live near, we've always been sort of cool with each other. Hes a "thug", so I dont ever really talk to him apart from to buy some herb. But i've known him for years now, i would have thought we were cooler than this.

This started like 2 weeks ago, I gave him 20$ on his way to get me some herb, but apparantly he got pulled over and went to jail. I told him no big deal dont worry about the money


Then I lose my phone, the last place I was at was his house. He said he looked everywhere its not there, i tracked the path from his house to mine to see if I dropped it walking, nothing.

I gave up on my phone, figured its gone. I was all bummed out and the same guy told me he was going to pick up some grass, I gave him my last 5$ so I could get high. He never showed up again, now im thinking he just ****ed me twice this month on my money, probably never went to jail.

And what just happened pissed me off to a new extreme, I called my lost cell phone from an unavailable number and he answered it. I called off the service on my phone


So heres where shit gets pretty ****ed up.

The guys 17 years old, old enough tried as an adult in texas. If I kick his ass its probablys still assault on a minor, even though hes taller and heavier than myself. but im not sure, if I cant get in trouble for "assault on a minor". I think im going to go beat his ass this morning.

If I really want to get stupid with it, i own two guns. I could go rob him for all his money, and his bad ass recording gear for his rap studio. Thats really stupid though


my third idea was to throw a brick through his window, but that would just make his mom have to pay for his **** ups.

pit, ideas?
#2
I think you should lay off the grass to start. Then you wouldn't have these financial problems. Or buy it yourself. Whatever.
#5
Im not having financial problems, the money really isnt the point. Its the principle.

and i could get the weed myself with ease if he didnt steal my ****ing phone
#6
talk to him first...ask for your phone back and some free grass for your troubles...if he refuses, either kick his ass or threaten to call the cops on him.
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#7
what a loser, really?beating up a 17 year old for 25 bucks and a phone?just get your phone from him and stop socialising with the boy
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#9
Go over to his house with another phone and ring your number - when he answers it confront him.

If that doesn't work, suck him off (he is a homo according to your thread title) and rifle in his pockets until you find your phone whilst he rams his wang down your throat - it's what's called a win-win situation for both of you
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#10
get 'really stupid' and rob his ass. then when ur getting hauled to jail resist a bit and do stuff so the news crew comes out, and yell 'UG FTW' at the camera
#13
call his mom and tell her he deals coke, he'll get reemed
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#15
Start by changing your name to something other than 'Peaceful Rocker' on the terms of this thread. Also what's with the homophobia?
#16
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call his mom and tell her he deals coke, he'll get reemed

wrong, hes been in and out of jail his entire life. His mom doesnt give a **** what he does
#19
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Lulz @ your ironic username.

I a peaceful person until you steal hundreds of dollars from me

if it was just the herb cash i wouldnt do anything, its the phone that he lied about having and charged up minutes on
#26
steal his gear and cover his room with all kinds of drugs in such a way that he cant clean it. if he has crap all over his room hes not gunna call the police to help him find out who stole his stuff.
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#27
Dont do it man. Wait until he's 18. Do something Vague so that he thinks he can come onto your property. Then kick his ass for "defense" that'll give that little ass the message.
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#29
if he has crap all over his room hes not gunna call the police to help him find out who stole his stuff



I like this idea...

but with actual crap...

from a BIG dog!

#30
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if he has crap all over his room hes not gunna call the police to help him find out who stole his stuff


I like this idea...

but with actual crap...

from a BIG dog!


OH GOD!!! That just made my day man!
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#31
The irony pummeling out between your name, and your idea of beating up a homosexual is overwhelming.
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#33
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homo can be used in other context than gay, believe it or not


Maybe, but the pit isn't gonna use it to describe something else, are they?

Anyway, stop being a little bitch and sort him out already. If you're convinced he conned you, then do something about it.
#34
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hmm take him out for a seafood dinner and then NEVER call him again?



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#36
call the police to trace your mobile get your phone back and dont mention anything about weed if thatll get you in more trouble than him, then remove anything that relates you two.maybe this way youll get your phone bill money back.How old are you?you dont wanna get busted for the assault on a minor do you(like you said)?and how old is he?i didnt think you could get in jail while being underage
#37
You ain't gonna do shit, or else we'd be reading a 'I beat the shit out of a homo' thread
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#38
Have sex with him. That way you'll see if he's really a homo or not.
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#39
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call the police to trace your mobile get your phone back and dont mention anything about weed if thatll get you in more trouble than him, then remove anything that relates you two.maybe this way youll get your phone bill money back.How old are you?you dont wanna get busted for the assault on a minor do you(like you said)?and how old is he?i didnt think you could get in jail while being underage

since hes been 17 hes already been into county jail more than twice.

When you're under 17, you go to a juvinile jail, he did 2 years in juvi for robbery
#40
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Have sex with him. That way you'll see if he's really a homo or not.


I was just going to say that.
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