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#1
Ok UG, I have an assignment for Video Production to make a 15 second film. My brain is completely devoid of ideas, so I need some from you guys. It has to be funny, and it has to make some sense.
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#2
In before quickie-porn.
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#4
A sex scene. You could probably fit yours in from start to finish in the time limit.
#6
Guy gets hit in groin by foot ball.

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#7
Base it on a story,

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#9
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Guy gets hit in groin by foot ball.


At least he's trying, but it's a video production project, not a youtube video. It has to be a clever joke.
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#10
uhhh how about a chuck norris joke. like one guy dress up as darth vader and the other superman ....the winner.......chuck norris
#11
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uhhh how about a chuck norris joke. like one guy dress up as darth vader and the other superman ....the winner.......chuck norris


nope- the movie can't be cancerous either
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#13
do something like the movie hot fuzz or shaun of the dead..like how they film the movie or whatever...
#14
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How about a quick film depicting Jesus fixing the credit crunch with nothing but a few £1 coins.

A spin off of the feeding of the 5000 if you will.


Sounds like it has potential- please elaborate =D
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Sounds like it has potential- please elaborate =D


I dunno, it's up to you really.

I just imagine a load of suits with different bank logos getting a quid from Jesus with the stock market going up behind him. Something like that anyway...
#17
Whammying without a whammy bar for 15 seconds.

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#18
Check out the 5 Second Movies for insipration.
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#20
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you guys, i'm seriously

Do the last 15 seconds of the song 30KFT by Assemblage 23. The lyrics are coming from a guy that is going to die in a plane crash and leaves this message on the answering machine, needless to say its about 3 minutes long or so, but it cuts of in the middle of a word. Make your own video in which it cuts of just as suddenly as the words.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCtrIIXaqUU

Here is the song. I didn't make this video, I think the youtuber who made it is dumb as he just made a compilation of plane crashes. But, yep, feel free to use my idea.

Edit: In the video I linked, the 15 seconds of singing you should use is from about 3:04-3:19

The lines here would work great. They are in that time frame i mentioned.

"Excuse me but I think my time is drawing to a close
So I've one last thing to tell you now before I have to go

I-
*static*"
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#22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgdjHFDoBi0
Hope this helps.

Reference the fact that life is short and that we never know when it's going to end (unless we watch our own mental Youtube video). The ending may be an abrupt end to a "song" that we sing in our lives.

Yeah... not a good idea. Screw it
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#23
Cum shot.

Right into the camera.

Awww yeaaah.

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haha


Correct me if I'm wrong, but I seem to recall the picture in your avatar being that weird talking skeleton head from Monkey Island...

Is that right?
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#26


I hate you guys. I see the thread title, the first thing I think of is "Hu-hyuk. Sex scene!". And I come into the thread all smug-like, thinking how clever I am.

And the first post...


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#28
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you guys, i'm seriously



lol

But, you should make a 1:00 long movie, and speed it up so that it is 15 seconds...

It might acctually be pretty cool
#29
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lol

But, you should make a 1:00 long movie, and speed it up so that it is 15 seconds...

It might acctually be pretty cool


I was quoting south park...
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#31
Guys, he's totally serial.
Edit: Crap, beaten to it
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#34
have you seen the movie Requeam for a Dream (sp ? )

well whenever the kids do drugs in the movie, they don't actually show them doing it, they show a sequence of about 15 seconds with quick flashes of like an eye dilating, lines of coke, needle, etc..

it's really cool imo.
#35
Show people taking drugs with "Lust For Life" playing in the background and at the end have "Drug Are Bad Mmkay!" spelled out
#36
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#38
give a clip of tool's stinkfist video, and write some bs about what it means.
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#39
or just make a video of those ancient looking backgrounds with the numbers going down from 5 to 0 like those instructional videos except make it to 14 seconds and then the last second put something funny i dunno.
#40
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