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This morning when I was searching for some longer socks, I stumbled across a few rather condemning objects in my father's sock drawer. Empty bottles of vicodin, a dildo, and some fuzzy handcuffs... And when I was about 14 my cousin and I discovered a penis pump, lots of gay porn, tons of other peoples viagra prescriptions, and nipple clamps in my uncles room. (He is neither of our fathers.)

Anyway, what have the pit monkeys found while raiding an adults room?
Don't try engaging me
The vaguest of shrugs
The prescription drugs
You'll never find
A person inside

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#2
Astroglide.

Not that bad, until you know that I was 7. Still not that bad.

I thank God I haven't found anything like you did yet. If I had found handcuffs and a dildo at 7, I would've probably been fucked up for life.
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
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#3
Quote by Primus2112
Astroglide.

Not that bad, until you know that I was 7.

Did you put it on toast?
Don't try engaging me
The vaguest of shrugs
The prescription drugs
You'll never find
A person inside

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#5
This End Up: ...No, u. I asked my mom what it was. She put it back in the drawer and made me go play.

And Hatebreeder, I'm sure people search their parents' room at some point or another. All I wanted was some batteries for my RC car.
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
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#6
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Searchbar came up with nothing. If there is already a thread let me know, and I'll delete this one.

This morning when I was searching for some longer socks, I stumbled across a few rather condemning objects in my father's sock drawer. Empty bottles of vicodin, a dildo, and some fuzzy handcuffs... And when I was about 14 my cousin and I discovered a penis pump, lots of gay porn, tons of other peoples viagra prescriptions, and nipple clamps in my uncles room. (He is neither of our fathers.)

Anyway, what have the pit monkeys found while raiding an adults room?


wat

...

What the ****?
#7
Quote by Final !mpact
wat

...

What the ****?

Well, if you only read the lines you bolded, it sounds like a pretty fun night.
Don't try engaging me
The vaguest of shrugs
The prescription drugs
You'll never find
A person inside

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#10
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Astroglide

I was young. I was like wtf is this shit?

Do you think it is odd that I found all of that stuff... and NO lube of any kind?
Don't try engaging me
The vaguest of shrugs
The prescription drugs
You'll never find
A person inside

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#12
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#13
I found porno VCDs in my parents room, proceeded to watch them...I put them back though

They stunk, my dad didn't have a DVD player (they were VCD videos stuck on DVD disks )
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#14
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I found an empty bucket of KFC and some feathers in my brother's closet


Holy hell! Your brother is goddamn Buckethead!
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#15
O.o If I would have found all that u guys did, I would probably have ****ed up my life xD
I saw condoms when I was cleaning the dust...my dad left the drawer open a bit too wide. I just closed it xD
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#18
I found "Max Mosley's guide to cock and ball torture for the elderly and infirm" in my teacher's office once.
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#20
I'll be leaving this thread now...
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#22
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I'll be leaving this thread now...

Is there something you need to tell us that you found? It helps to let it out. C'mon man, let it out, all over us.
Don't try engaging me
The vaguest of shrugs
The prescription drugs
You'll never find
A person inside

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#25
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I found Maddie McCann in my dad's closet.


you should probably inform the police then, they're having so much trouble with that case.
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Real original.

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#27




Teehee...I hate it when '07ers and earlier-joined members hate on noobs. '07ers think they're the shit cause they joined a year before us.
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#28
a tigger doll and a pair of sunglasses with holes in them in an underwear drawer
Can't say I was never wrong
But some blame rests on you


Work and play they're never okay
To mix the way we do
#29
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a tigger doll and a pair of sunglasses with holes in them in an underwear drawer

i hope you are kidding.
Don't try engaging me
The vaguest of shrugs
The prescription drugs
You'll never find
A person inside

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#30
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i hope you are kidding.


unfortunately, no.
Can't say I was never wrong
But some blame rests on you


Work and play they're never okay
To mix the way we do
#31
I found a boy plotting his own death with a friend at the library once. They were talking over msn and I just glanced at the screen while I walked by.
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nice discovery, sir.


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#32
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unfortunately, no.

Someone who lives in your house likes to have sex with Tigger dolls, but only when they can't see it in the full light of day?
Don't try engaging me
The vaguest of shrugs
The prescription drugs
You'll never find
A person inside

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I agree with This End Up
#33
Quote by This End Up
Someone who lives in your house likes to have sex with Tigger dolls, but only when they can't see it in the full light of day?


Can't say I was never wrong
But some blame rests on you


Work and play they're never okay
To mix the way we do
#34
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^ That is what Tigger said.
Don't try engaging me
The vaguest of shrugs
The prescription drugs
You'll never find
A person inside

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#35
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I found a boy plotting his own death with a friend at the library once. They were talking over msn and I just glanced at the screen while I walked by.

Yeah I saw that too man. They were in love you know.
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#36
I was going to get a towel to shower from my parents closet and when I opened it, I saw my cat sitting inside of it....that's all really
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#37
Quote by HuckIt
I was going to get a towel to shower from my parents closet and when I opened it, I saw my cat sitting inside of it....that's all really

This could actually be the most sexually deviant thing any of us have found...
Don't try engaging me
The vaguest of shrugs
The prescription drugs
You'll never find
A person inside

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#38
i was looking for my knife and found my dads rolling papers (He doesnt smoke)

A week later i was looking for sand paper and found his weed.

Lulz

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#39
I found this mood ring in my little sister's closet:

She's got big fingers, lol
#40
I saw something called vagina cream in my mom's drawer, safe to say I never went back there again
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