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My APUSH teacher wanted to compare African music to European music. He played some Gregorian Chants and then some African chants that were supposedly sung at the same time. The Gregorian chant just sounded like a standard Gregorian chant. The African music had all sorts of poly-rhythms and awkward (to my ears) harmonization. Then he's like, "So what's different between these two?" and someone shouts out, "The second one is in a different key!" So, that's an okay comment I guess because it was in a different key. Then someone else shouts out, "Yeah, it's sharper!" Soon everyone is like, "Yeah it was sharper!" and my teacher knowing nothing about music is like, "Exactly!"

Then later at lunch I was talking to my violist friend (who is in the class) about how stupid that was and he's like, "But that African song did sound sharper."
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Mam, it was wayyyy sharper. It was so sharp it was almost flat.
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"Apush" means "idiot" in Armenian. Are you Armenian? I am.
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Oooooh, I get it. "APUSH" = AP US History?
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thats pretty epic.
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#13
APUSH is short for Advanced Placement United States History. It was one of the worst classes I ever took in high school.
#14
well aside from the fact that it could have been sharper, there are many more differences that could have been pointed out. Sounds like you have a class full of idiots.

Edit: OH its a history class, well that explains the fact that noone pointed out the obvious musical differences.
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I'm assuming APUSH Is Advanced Placement United States History
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You should have owned them with your musical knowledge, i know i would have.
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Haha everyone in your class has perfect pitch except you.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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