#1
I know for a FACT that the Pit isnt the wisest place to get them but hey, why pass up an oppourtunity?

Ok so its meh and the woman's 1096* day (3 year) anniversary and I want some ideas. I am already taking her out to a really nice (EXPENSIVE) Hibatchi resturaunt, and...well hawt secks is understood at the moment, so...


Well, oh mighty Guru-of-Love Pit, benounce upon me your wisdom?

*apparently a leap year?
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Last edited by The 6th String at Oct 8, 2008,
#3
Why does everyone come ask for pit advice but always say something like "I know the pit won't give useful answers but I'll post it anyway"?

The pit does give good advice most of the time, if you can just put aside all the jokes.

So Fvck giving you advice, grow a brain.
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#4
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Why does everyone come ask for pit advice but always say something like "I know the pit won't give useful answers but I'll post it anyway"?

The pit does give good advice most of the time, if you can just put aside all the jokes.

So Fvck giving you advice, grow a brain.



EXSQUEEZE ME?

I suppose that "grow a brain" comment goes to you as well.

Oh god forbid we joke in THE PIT. I'm so sorry I made fun of you, please accept my sincerest apologies.

Dont have any input that was brought forth from an IQ over 4 then get the **** out.
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*unzipppp* "Deal with this, wench."



Quote by Mazzakazza
Ug Knows 1000% More About Scrotal Sacs Than Real Doctors.
Hm Let Me Investigate. You Has The Painful Scroties? You Has Aids.
Next Plz.
#5
Quote by The 6th String
I know for a FACT that the Pit isnt the wisest place to get them but hey, why pass up an oppourtunity?

Ok so its meh and the woman's 1095 day (3 year) anniversary and I want some ideas. I am already taking her out to a really nice (EXPENSIVE) Hibatchi resturaunt, and...well hawt secks is understood at the moment, so...


Well, oh mighty Guru-of-Love Pit, benounce upon me your wisdom?


well technically 1096, we had leap year this year
#6
Dick in a box (SNL Reference)
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#9
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Give her and Irish Kiss.


shes a blackbelt in akido...not wise on my part
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*unzipppp* "Deal with this, wench."



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Ug Knows 1000% More About Scrotal Sacs Than Real Doctors.
Hm Let Me Investigate. You Has The Painful Scroties? You Has Aids.
Next Plz.
#11
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shes a blackbelt in akido...not wise on my part

Hopefully that isn't the only reason you won't you sick bastard


But seriously can't go wrong with jewelry.
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#13
Arrive at her house and say, "here's your present!" And then you'll bring in this hot chick and you'll have 3 way sex with her. That'll be the best anniversary gift you could give her.

Who knows, she might have brought some hot chick with her too.
I will soon perish from this lethal injection called love.
#14
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buy her the complete first season of Home Improvement.


**** the what?


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Arrive at her house and say, "here's your present!" And then you'll bring in this hot chick and you'll have 3 way sex with her. That'll be the best anniversary gift you could give her.

Who knows, she might have brought some hot chick with her too.


ok this wins.

/thread
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*unzipppp* "Deal with this, wench."



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Ug Knows 1000% More About Scrotal Sacs Than Real Doctors.
Hm Let Me Investigate. You Has The Painful Scroties? You Has Aids.
Next Plz.
#15
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EXSQUEEZE ME?

I suppose that "grow a brain" comment goes to you as well.

Oh god forbid we joke in THE PIT. I'm so sorry I made fun of you, please accept my sincerest apologies.

Dont have any input that was brought forth from an IQ over 4 then get the **** out.



Oh.. my bad. I must have failed to see the humour.
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There is no point except party and be healthy and happy. Also money is not something to live for. If i didnt need money for drugs and beer i would give mine away.


Vote here to help me get to BC!
#16
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Oh.. my bad. I must have failed to see the humour.
you sir, are a cockmuncher.
#17
Women are like magpies. They're attracted to anything shiny. Ergo, give her some nice jewellery along with the dinner. And invite me for a 3-way.
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#18
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And invite me for a 3-way.


no.

we have discussed this before and she has made it clear that she would rather have another female.

oh goody
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*unzipppp* "Deal with this, wench."



Quote by Mazzakazza
Ug Knows 1000% More About Scrotal Sacs Than Real Doctors.
Hm Let Me Investigate. You Has The Painful Scroties? You Has Aids.
Next Plz.