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#1
What's the funniest thing any poser (be they wigger, wannabe metalhead or anything) has said to you? Here's one of mine.

"Yeah, my Strat has a wah bar." My mate who's a poser guitarist when I tried to sell him a wah pedal.

Anyways, you tell me yours and I'll tell you mine. And yes, I used the effing searchbar. Nothing.
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#2
a girl told me she was a classical guitarist as well and her favorite composer was elvis prestley...
Call me Jack
#3
a man downtown once started a conversation with me by saying

"So I take pills, eh?"

this was actually the first thing he said to me.
signatures are budget.
#4
i had a poser tell me that slayer isnt metal
korn is metal and that fall out boy rocks hahahah i kicked his ass
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#5
umm...
how about
"do you know any green day?"
or computer poser-wise,
"what's PCI?"
if you know what that means.
oh, and comparing as i lay dying to my chemical romance.
I'VE GOT A NEW ROSE.
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#6
ummm this one time a girl said yeah i have heard of him..when i asked if she has heard of joe biden
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#7
"Metallica is the HEAVIEST DEATH METAL IN THE WORLD."


Nothing against the Metallica, but they aren't quite the heaviest metal. Or death metal.


Also, this guy who thinks he knows politics said:
"All the black people will vote Obama. All the white people will vote for McCain."
My meh gear:
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Peavey Raptor Plus EXP
Digitech RP90
Digitech Bad Monkey
Electro-Harmonix Big Muff Pi (WTS)
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Peavey 6505 112 combo
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#8
My friend says he knows more about metal than I do when he doesn't like death, melodic death, power, black, thrash, or anything like that, and his main genre is hair metal. What the hell, seriously.
#9
I hate whites that try to act like black people. Thats just me. Be yourself is my favorite saying.
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#11
Man the one thing I hate most is a poser.. they must have no lives whatsoever. Imagine having everyone hate you, so you tell everyone lies and bullshit stories to get attention.

I especially hate posers in the guitar and music scene because they make all the rest of us look bad.

Oh, and I hate people who trash-talk bands like Nirvana because theythink since the guitar part is easy, it isn't real music. It's ok not to like Nirvana, but don't trash them because the guitar parts are easy. It's all about the music.
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#12
i heard someone say to my friend won he won a knock-off strat by marmar, "man i heard of that brand, they are really expensive". I quietly laughed at him
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#13
This one kid was talking about how Kirk Hammett is a pretty good guitarist.
Don't try engaging me
The vaguest of shrugs
The prescription drugs
You'll never find
A person inside

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#14
my brother: "More humbuckers? Does that mean you can shred faster?"
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Lamb of God
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Dream Theater
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#15
i know about a million kids who wear led zeppelin shirts, and 99% of them only know one song, which is stairway to heaven.
sex, drugs, and rock and roll have turned into aids, needles, and techno..
#16
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This one kid was talking about how Kirk Hammett is a pretty good guitarist.


#17
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This one kid was talking about how Kirk Hammett is a pretty good guitarist.

This one time somebody said "Dave Moustaine isn't a douche"
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#18
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This guy tried to sell me a wah pedal when I my strat already has a wah bar. F*cking poser.




o i c wut u did tharr
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#19
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i know about a million kids who wear led zeppelin shirts, and 99% of them only know one song, which is stairway to heaven.


They did more than one song??????


I kid, I kid, they made Black Dog too, and Houses of the Holy.
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#20
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i know about a million kids who wear led zeppelin shirts, and 99% of them only know one song, which is stairway to heaven.



+1 dude...+ ****ing 1


i see a lot of people wearing DSOTM t-shirts and they dont even know any song by pink floyd..oh except money..maybe
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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#21
One time a guy tried to sell this dude a wah pedal when the guy already had a wah bar.

WTF? He already has a wah bar!

I kid. My friend says that Disturbed is the heaviest metal ever. I showed him some Slayer, and he was like; "They're old. They're not metal." and I was just like; "...lol, wut? gtfo".
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#22
i remember a kid saying to me "i'm using a vocal assistant on our next demo" then i gave him shit and then he said "all your favourite bands use them, don't tell me they dont"
#24
My friend once thought that Duke was the nickname for the UNC Tar Heels.

Not really posing, but ****ing stupid nonetheless.
#25
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"Jimi Hendrix was black? No ef'n way!!!"

my bestest friend said that.
lol



i have heard that one too...

and people h ave said the first black person to play guitar was lil wayne...i told them that hannah montana is half black so yeah...she was first...damn posers
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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#26
Posers don't talk to me. They're too busy posing.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#27
This one girl said that Jade Pudget was listed in guitar world's "10 greatest guitarists ever" and she said "I don't see Jimi Hendrix, or Kurt Hatfield (she meant kirk hammett) besides AFI's so much more metal than metallica"

this same girl has also told me that "Davey Havoc and Jared Leto are way better than Brad Delp and Ian Gilmore (she meant Ian Gillian)

Oh and this one guy said to me "Oh if you like Van Halen so much I bet you didn't know Van's (he thought van was eddie's first name) real name is David Lee Roth"

EDIT: and my personal favorite when I told this kid Jimi Hendrix was dead he was like "No Way why didn't they have something about it on the news was there some sort of plane crash like what happened to aerosmith"
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#29
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i had a poser tell me that slayer isnt metal
korn is metal and that fall out boy rocks hahahah i kicked his ass

You must be a badass.
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#30
a nerd in PE class one day started blurting out how we went to a sweet concert over the weekend, and I asked him what type of music and he said "extremehardcoremetalforthewin!!!!!1!" and i said "oh really? what band?" and hes all like "uhhhh,.. DeathDEVIL!!!fuckYAH!!"

dumbass...
Do NOT look behind you.
#31
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This one time somebody said "Dave Moustaine isn't a douche"

I met this one guy who totally thought he could spell but couldn't. Also dave mustaine has the right to be a douche, he's a genious.
#32
I know a bunch of people who are always bragging about owning guitars from brands i've never heard of:p Most kids who own guitars at my school can't play for shit. There are two really good guitarists I go to school with, but they for some reason choose to play with the church.
#33
This chick didn't say it to me but she said it to her dad sfter beating rock band with her friend or some crap ...

Chick: "Hey daddy, I wanna play guitar!"
Dad: "Ok we'll get you started on lessons ... but what kind of guitar ... bass,acoustic,acoustic-electric, electric?" (This is a man who knows nothing of guitars)
Chick: "There's different kinds?"

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Epiphone Archtop Dot
Ibanez RG120
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Boss Distortion Ds-1
MXR Carbon Copy
Rocktron Banshee Talk box
#34
My friend brought his guitar to school, and he just kept playing "One" by Metallica OVER and OVER again. So i said, "Why don't you play some pentonic riffs or something more intressting?" and he said this

"Becuase, I play by tabs. not by pentonic riffs"


#35
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wow. That Van Halen guy is a dumbarse.


If your talking about me, thanks!
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#37
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I hate whites that try to act like black people. Thats just me. Be yourself is my favorite saying.


I hate when people say things like that.
Like all black people act a certain way and white people act another.
Its just retarded in my opinion.
I hate when anyone tries to act like a ****ing gangster
#38
Simple things along the lines of

"Do you like A7X?"

"Horizons was a great album!"

but yeah, that's about it. Don't talk with or date posers k.
#39
"Dude, Thunderstruck is like, the hardest song EVUR!"

Sadly I agreed because this was when I was still a noob and knew nothing.

"Dude, Time of Your Life by Green Day is just a cover. They didn't write it!"

This made me sick. This was from someone that actually plays and is legitimately decent.
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#40
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I hate people who run around calling everyone posers :/


I hate posers who hate people calling others posers.
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