#2
That's my best friends birthday.

I'm going to his party instead of preparing for aliens.
Play the man, Master Ridley; we shall this day light such a candle, by God's grace, in England, as I trust shall never be put out.
#3
more like...
THE MARCH!!!! UNEARTH BABY!
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#4
That's the day of the Canadian election.
The softest of blankets is six feet of soil.

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#5
"We will arrive in a Super Galactic Space Ship..."



I stopped reading there.
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I stick stuff in my pee hole.

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#6
What I've never understood is how all these purported "aliens" are supposed to come in ships that we have fabricated ourselves. A little originality, plz
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I love you.
#7
Come in peace? Hell no. They're gonna probe us, kill us, drain our planet of resources then leave.
#8
I'll destroy the aliens with my amazing face melting shred.

Or a pistol.

Not sure which one yet.
Poop.


Yes, poop.
#10
That's the day of the release of the new Opeth DVD...of course they're gonna be coming, Opeth's awesomeness reaches to the far ends of the universe.
#12
I say we give them pot. They may not have that where they come from. Also we give them Sour patch kids, the second best earthling treat.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#13
Quote by Hops44
That's the day of the Canadian election.


it will be just like that episode of the simpsons where kodos and kang took over clinton and dole.
Emerse your soul in love


You used to be alright What happened?


Yellow tigers crouched in jungles in her Dark Eyes .
#14
Quote by dio_dude


Well you won't get to speak to the nice aliens. I'm just gonna give them a hug.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#17
Quote by MattAnderson111
I'll destroy the aliens with my amazing face melting shred.

Or a pistol.

Not sure which one yet.


I wouldn't count on the shred... oh burn.
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#18
Obviously, they heard it was my birthday and they're coming to bring me women and space-weed.
You're*
#19
I was told by a classmate that its all a govt. conspiracy (holograms) so Bush would hold off the American election.

I think we all know he's not that smart.
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Never forget what really matters in life, friends and family.
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#20
Quote by Survivalism
Obviously, they heard it was my birthday and they're coming to bring me women and space-weed.

Do they smoke grass in space, Bowie? Or do they smoke astro turf?
#22
Quote by deleriumtrigger
Do they smoke grass in space, Bowie? Or do they smoke astro turf?


man they dont smoke in space...they eat space cakes.
#24
we come in peace...
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

yeah, that's an inside joke. i made it different colors and sizes to be obnoxious...
#27
Quote by Hops44
That's the day of the Canadian election.



*Jack Layton gets out of spaceship and does victory dance*


"**** i told you the aliens were coming"
#29
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CFH82, I love you. I didn't laugh, but my god, I love you.

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Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

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I saw a penis.

last.fm
#32
Quote by Nightfyre
Come in peace? Hell no. They're gonna probe us, kill us, drain our planet of resources then leave.

So they're humans, then?
#33
my penis is so big it is basically an alien and it WILL come on the 14th , although it does not come in peace
Quote by Deliriumbassist
marmite, vegemite, termite...

anything that ends with -mite is the work of Satan's retarded cousin Vinnie.
#35
Quote by JDawg
I'd just like to point out the obvious and say... It didn't happen.


....or did it. They may be invisible. Shhhhh they could be listening.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!