Poll: Is my friend going to:
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View poll results: Is my friend going to:
be raped
11 15%
be kidnapped
3 4%
be murdered
5 7%
meet a kind and interesting person
15 20%
have his genitals removed with a rusty spoon
40 54%
Voters: 74.
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#1
Mkay, so here's the story:

Some girl added my friend and me on myspace out of nowhere. Neither of us know her. She starts talking to my friend and talks to me a little bit and now she wants to "hang out"

she keeps insisting that we should hang out etc. even though I've already told her that I've gotta work on my car. She keeps insisting I hang out with her for a threesome with me, my friend (a guy) and her... (fuck no)

98% sure "she"' is a rapist/paedophile/serial killer

my friend is going to meet her

Is he:
A) gonna get raped
B) gonna get murdered
C) gonna get kidnapped
D) going to meet an interesting and kind person
E) some combination of the above
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#7
Link please????
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#11
hehe, just in case it is a real teenage girl, I'm not going to link her myspace for the pit.

I'm not THAT cruel of a person, sorry

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E definitely. That would be funny if:
A) It turns out to be set up by dateline
B) He really does get laid


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Last edited by BeastlyBassist at Oct 8, 2008,
#12
Quote by BeastlyBassist
hehe, just in case it is a real teenage girl, I'm not going to link her myspace for the pit.

I'm not THAT cruel of a person, sorry


Pic then??
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#13
Quote by BeastlyBassist
hehe, just in case it is a real teenage girl, I'm not going to link her myspace for the pit.

I'm not THAT cruel of a person, sorry


Oh come on! You may not want a threesome, but I sure as hell do!
#16
in b4 picture of black guy saying "U gonna get raped"
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
#18
dude...he is totally gonna meet a random nympho and your missing out...she is gonna rape him (but he will like it) and find her interesting....then she will say he cant leave( thus kidnapping him) and then after one more rape sex she will kill him...


your missing out dude...


PS....its a tranny
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#19
E , then a, then c then b , then e( when i say "e" she is performing all actions t once)
#20
lol I'd rather work on my car (67 mustang woo!) than be raped then murdered kthx
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#21
Poll plz
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#22
Long story: C-A-F-B

In short: D
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#23
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hehe, just in case it is a real teenage girl, I'm not going to link her myspace for the pit.

I'm not THAT cruel of a person, sorry




then youre lying
#24
dude tell her (or tell your friend to tell her)

to call first and make things interesting (phone secks) and if she says no or something like i dont have a phone...

tell her you wont see her then..

if she asks for your number...say no...

if she wont give you her number because "i dont give it out to strangers" reply with a so you want to **** me..but wont give me your number?


those are tell tale signs
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#25


Poll inc
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#26
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Long story: C-A-F-B

In short: D


More like G-D-A-E.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
#29
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Poll inc


she looks like a rapist... i can see it in her eyes....
#31
Haha, this is all making me lol hard. Poll is up, vote naow!
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#32
ya she looks like a he. And he looks like a rapist. And the rapist is out for your friend. Send a friend that you dont care about first. If that friend dies... then he/she is most likely a rapist. Either that or he was just hit by a car and you can go bang some chick.
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#33
dude she looks desperate..and willing to do anything..go for it..
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#34
I guess you could put a bag over the face if the rest is good....
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#35
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I guess you could put a bag over the face if the rest is good....

I'd imagine it'd be hard to put a bag over the face if you've got a knife in your throat
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#36
from the way the polls are going, i'd say his balls are as good as gone. But you never know. its probably just some slutty girl
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#38
Tell your friend to rape her before she rapes you. Then I'll come out of nowhere and rape both of them.
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#39
Is that 'it'? Go see a therapist.

the+rapist=therapist

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#40
this thread is LOL
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