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#1
Yeah I know its been done prolly, I used the search bar and couldnt find anything..

Anyways, I thought I'd ask because I just went in the bathroom at our house (we don't have any shampoo/conditioner or anything at the moment- I normally use the conditioner mixed with a very small amount of shampoo and spit), and I noticed my room mate had taken the 4l container of cooking oil from beside our oven and brought it into the bathroom. At first I was like "wtf" but I just had a shower and used it...very nice. Better then spit or lotion in my opinion.
Last edited by MeltingWaxFace at Oct 9, 2008,
#5
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Sun screen.

..We were out of lotion.


Nice. And also blocking out any chances of dickskin cancer if it is often exposed to sunlight.
#6
i have used snot and a lougie.... before when i was real desperate..but i usually just go without lube...and i got rough calaces on my hand from guitar..
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#7
Quote by MeltingWaxFace
Nice. And also blocking out any chances of dickskin cancer if it is often exposed to sunlight.

Exactly.
#8
i dont use any. when my girlfriend gives me blowjobs, she usually switches between hand and mouth, so she uses saliva
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#9
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i have used snot and a lougie.... before when i was real desperate..but i usually just go without lube...and i got rough calaces on my hand from guitar..



yea, i bet you have such crazy callaces...on your palm. bitch.
#10
Quote by hard_rock101
i dont use any. when my girlfriend gives me blowjobs, she usually switches between hand and mouth, so she uses saliva


Saliva is alright, but the consistency doesn't maintain itself long enough. With the cooking oil you get a greater amount of fps (faps per second) just because of the extra glidelike smoothness it provides.
#16
Quote by dio_dude
wtf? why do people use lube? i just do it barehanded and it works fine.



i think when you're circumsized u need lube.
#17
lol @ 150 fps- with that amount of speed you'd be puttin a hole through the wall/hand etc when you shot your load.
#18
Quote by scissormetimber
i think when you're circumsized u need lube.



Nah you use lube when you want to crank it in a very serious manner and not experience any burnage.
#19
man i gotta work on my fps
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#20
Quote by scissormetimber
i think when you're circumsized u need lube.



nope....im circumsized and i dont need lube...i mean sometimes i use the fap juice as lube and go another round..but i dont need lube..

i have multiple technics too
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This is turning into fap-to-amazingfretman's-love-a-thon
#21
Quote by masterohumans
I dont use lube i use sandpaper, i like it when i bleed.




emo??
#22
Quote by Ramones06
man i gotta work on my fps


I'm tellin ya man, I tried the oil for the first time today and my fps has improved drasticly.
#23
Quote by imdeth
I once left a banana in my windowsill and it melted... yes, I did use it and I don't regret a thing.

thinks to try while my girls out of town .. rotten bannan and crisco
#26
Quote by MeltingWaxFace
I'm tellin ya man, I tried the oil for the first time today and my fps has improved drasticly.

mine doubled!
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#27
Quote by i_suck
thinks to try while my girls out of town .. rotten bannan and crisco


Do it. Feels good man. ****ing a banana is rather fun too.
#29
Quote by StratoTele
Molten sugar.

that would leave it crusty for the ants...... i have to try it now
#31
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I noticed you liek Mudkipz.
#32
I watched "The girl next door" earlier and that is what lead me to have a nice shower fap in the first place...I was going to stick to the traditional mix which I described in my first post as lube but when I saw the oil I knew it was going to work out. God damn Elisha Cuthbert is hot.

#33
I use an EVGA nVidia 9800 Ultra to achieve maximum fps.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#34
Quote by Xiaoxi
I use an EVGA nVidia 9800 Ultra to achieve maximum fps.

Damn you that's sharp.
#35
Quote by dio_dude
wtf? why do people use lube? i just do it barehanded and it works fine.

Because lube makes it waay better.
#37
man i think my fps has hit a plateau
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#38
I would pay someone to use the fat i pull out of the grease traps at work lol
MaKing thE possiBlE...
...totaLlY impossible
#39
You guys use lube? o.0
Huh, I don't. Then again, I'm not circumsized, so ya.
I'm that dude with the fro.
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#40
Quote by StratoTele
Damn you that's sharp.


ive only got nvidia 8600GT.


need to work on mine abit..


if only you could level up from expernice points in real life i would be a level 86 wanker.
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