#1
kinda random, but yeah....

what do you reckon is the best ham? (honey ham, leg ham etc.) and how do you like it?(sandwich, by its self, any bizarre ways are encouraged), and by all means make something up. it keeps things interesting....

cheers
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#3
The stuff that's cut straight off the bone in the butchers, and is chunky as hell.

Mix with Mayo.

Enjoy.

EDIT: My advice when it comes to ham:

KISS - Keep It Simple, Stupid!
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#4
Honey if served with pineapple

Smoked if in a sandwich with barbecue+ranch. Epic ham indeed
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#5
Straight off the bone. None of this processed crap.
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#7


Awwwww yeah.
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#8
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#15
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Birmingham
Southhampton.
Hampshire.
Evesham
Rotherham
Ham
psthwaite.

And my favourite:

Oldham

You english love your ham, "chavs" and "football" don't you.
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#17
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Bacon You Limp Dicked ****


haha, man, its all good. and its the same animal
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#18
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You english love your ham, "chavs" and "football" don't you.


Damn straight.

Also add to this list, queueing, dickie bows, long johns, monacles, cigars and poor weather.

Oh, and grumbling, but not complaining.
#20
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Damn straight.

Also add to this list, queueing, dickie bows, long johns, monacles, cigars and poor weather.

Oh, and grumbling, but not complaining.


Especially these.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#22
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Damn straight.

Also add to this list, queueing, dickie bows, long johns, monacles, cigars and poor weather.

Oh, and grumbling, but not complaining.


We don't all act like.. *grumble grumble*
#23
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Nottingham.


We were after best ham, not most violent.



Just kidding, I grew up in Nottingham, I know it's not all that bad!
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

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#24
It rhymes with spam.

Spam > spam song > Monty Python > John Cleese > A Fish Called Wanda > One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish > Meat > Pig > Ham > Spam

The circle of life...
#25
The best ham is binned ham.

Seriously, ham should never have been invented.
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#26
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Birmingham
Southhampton.
Hampshire.
Evesham
Rotherham
Ham
psthwaite.

And my favourite:

Oldham



Great minds think alike. Same goes for hammy ones.
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#28
Any Italian ham, like parma ham. That stuff is awesome, it can be eaten on it's own, in sandwiches, with pasta, use your imaginations.

The best use for ham is to wrap it around your penis, and get your girlfriend to eat it off. Or if you like S&M, get a vicious dog to eat it off.
#29
Hamster


*om nom nom nom nom nom nom*
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#31
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Damn straight.

Also add to this list, queueing, dickie bows, long johns, monacles, cigars and poor weather.

Oh, and grumbling, but not complaining.

I was just about to say that :|
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#33
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With Ice Cream.

Or.... Ham flavoured Ice Cream?!



haha, i second that,
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