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#1
Today a kid got owned today by my geography teacher.
He was talkin about the exam for tomorrow. this is how it went.

Teacher: nd the only reason for being late or not at school would be a relatives death or your own death.

Smart-arse kid: What about from sexual exaustion?

Teacher: Well then ur gonna have to learn to right with ur other hand.

Man we all shat ourselves!!!!!! and the kid didn't say nething else for the whole lesson..geez ...hate to be the kid.
#3
Owned.

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#6
thats awesome
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#8
he should of replied with: talking from experience sir?
works every time.
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he should of replied with: talking from experience sir?
works every time.
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#15
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#17
Wow. My geography teacher would just shout at us to get out, lock herself in her room and cry when we used to do stuff like that to her. (In fairness, it was a class from hell). Your geography teacher sounds like a bit of a legend!
#20
old joke is old
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#23
I have a Geography teacher who is is permanently armed with ultra witty comments identical to that.

No one can get the better of him. Must have something to do with geography
#24
TS got owned.

Epic fail.
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From awhile back.

ts got served!
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ofcourse i laughed xD

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#26
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TS, I honestly doubt that actually happened ಠ_ಠ



well could it possibly be that this dudes teacher had heard it, but nobody in the class had, so he just used an old joke? if anything that makes it more likely that this is true, it just makes it less funny


ok, saw the link some dude posted...yea TS needs a life
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#27
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I have a Geography teacher who is is permanently armed with ultra witty comments identical to that.

No one can get the better of him. Must have something to do with geography



Same. Do you go to Hills Grammar?

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#29
Ts got owned lol

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Teacher: Well then ur gonna have to learn to right with ur other hand.

and isnt it write?
#31


Nice story and more for TS getting owned...


...and the wimp hasn't even got the courage to own up to it
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#33
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Nice story and more for TS getting owned...


...and the wimp hasn't even got the courage to own up to it


Leave TS alone - he hasn't been here long.
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#34
For the time being, I got another (REAL) teacher story.

When I was in year 10, my history teacher used to hate my guts, and one day he kicked me and this other guy he hated out. Then, with all the seniors watching from their class, he dumped the rubbish bin on the other guy. Epic lolz. And I got the best view of all. Up close.
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#35
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Leave TS alone - he hasn't been here long.

He's gonna learn it the hard way anyway... this IS The Pit, you know
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#36
hahahaha

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#39
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hahahaha


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#40
my geography teachers would have frowned upon that.........

my once PE and sport studies teacher and year adviser would have turned around and said "this coming from a boy who's idea of a threesome is using his other hand"
I am me. Live with it.
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