#1
It's midnight, I'm alone, I'm extremely high, I'm watching porn and suddenly I had an idea so epic that I'm pretty sure the world rolled off its axis.

I'm gonna write a song about fapping.

But not just me; the whole Pit can rustle it's creative mind together so that we can come up with one massive, epic Fap Song.

Who wants to start?

Yes I checked the goddamn searchbar.
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#4
Quote by titsmcgee852
I cum blood.


sometimes, genius writes itself.
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#6
Agreed. I cum blood can be the first line.
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#9
Quote by Cobain_Is_King
It's been done before.

I searchbared it.
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#10
I cum blood
never gonna give you up

we got anything that rhymes?
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#12
Quote by shadow__666

we got anything that rhymes?


I cum blood
never gonna give you up,
all fap together
to 2 girls 1 cup?


...
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#15
Quote by Sol9989
I cum blood
never gonna give you up,
all fap together
to 2 girls 1 cup?


...

You disgust me.
#17
Quote by Sol9989
I cum blood
never gonna give you up,
all fap together
to 2 girls 1 cup?


...






Best post I have seen all week.

Sigged.
#18
this has been done before, that was where I got the second quote in my sig... i'll post it again though, if i can find it.
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Your gayer than me, and thats pretty gay.
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If there's blood on the field, play ball.
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#19
Well, if I can't find it in the search bar it's not there.
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#20
I cum blood
never gonna give you up,
all fap together
to 2 girls 1 cup?


^^ that is cool. very cool
A drumer is needed!!

In Dammam or Khobar
#21
Quote by *kill'emall*
To fap is good
To fap is gold
I'll keep fapping
'Till I'm eighty years old

Fapping is my life
Fapping makes me happy
It it was an emotion
I would call it fappy

I fap all day
I fap all night
I fapped on my dog
And that ain't right...

I fap so long
My dick is bleeding
When the cats hear me
They run for a feeding

I fap at least twice
Every hour
My sister has lice
(It's really dick flour)


http://ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=948648
Quote by Duane_Allman
Your gayer than me, and thats pretty gay.
Quote by Twist of fate
If there's blood on the field, play ball.
[center]
The
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You just lost.[/CENTER]
#22
Whatever. The chorus has to have the same tune as the "slap slap slap, clap clap clap" song from Jimmy Neutron only with fap instead of clap.
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#23
^^Oh my God, I can't believe I missed that thread! That song is gold!
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#25
What? Where else do you find stuff on UG? Inside Jesus' arse?
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#27
Quote by KK47
LEMME GO WILDDDD...LIKE A BLISTER IN THE SUN

amidoingitright?

No, because you got the lyrics wrong.
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#28
Much time and effort could be saved, and lulz gained, by simply taking songs already written and changing strategic words to fap.
#29
I like that idea. That's why I took the Jimmy Neutron song for the chorus, cause that's basically designed for this sorta thing.
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#31
My balls are dry and my penis sore,
I'll fap all day and then I'll fap some more.

Over The Prestige or gay porn,
I'll cum all over my bedroom floor.

In red I'll write, the unholy sight
I cum blood every ****ing night.

So join together and follow me
We'll fap for all eternity.

Anyone care to make a chorus?

*copyright*

Don't hate me I haven't slept
#32
Quote by shadow__666
What? Where else do you find stuff on UG? Inside Jesus' arse?

Just because something doesn't show up on the first page doesn't mean it's not there. You probably search for the wrong phrase or something anyway.
RULE BRITANNIA
#33
(To the tune of Beethovens 5th)

Fapfapfapfaaaaaaaaaap
fapfapfapfaaaaaaaaaap

I need some lotion and some tissues from you please
I'm going to pleasure myself on my knees

I'm going to cum! (Going to cum)
I'm going to cum (Going to cum)

To a picture of that chick from Harry Potter!

Copyright 08 Gallagher2006
#34
Quote by Cobain_Is_King
Just because something doesn't show up on the first page doesn't mean it's not there. You probably search for the wrong phrase or something anyway.

Probably. Still, I'm just trying to liven up the Pit with some extra stupidity, is that a crime?
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#35
To the tune of the Smashing Pumpkins' "To Forgive"

Ten times today
That girl wasn't wearing much at all
I jerked it off to, I jerked it off to
A photo of a girl in the sun
It seems so lame, I'm not insane but
I feel so lame, I feel nothing
I think I'll do it all again
I think I'll do it once again
I forget to flush it nothing is important
I think I'll do it all again

I lost it all
Before I even learned to walk
And I remember my birthdays
Lonely, shameful, sad nights won't come back
I think I'll do it again
I think I'll do it once more
I forget to flush it, I leave out for no one
I think I'll do it again
I forget to pleasure me
I forget that she's there, she sees
I lost it all
Before I even knew her name
And all along, I knew it was wrong
But I played alone, with my beach day girl
I think I'll do it again
I think I'll do it once again
I forget to flush it, leave it out for no one
I think I'll do it once again
I get very tense around apples...Well, I get very tense generally. I think I've fallen into the trap of blaming fruit.

Jeff


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