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#4
Oh christ, how could she go that long????????
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Awww, thanks Frenchy

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#6
I'm sure some of the lads on here will help her out, what with complaining about how they want "their first piece of pussy".
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#7
Nice low sex-drive you brits have
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#8
Good for her, IMO it's admirable.
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Seriously, who thinks "Shit, i'm gonna die, BRB, Ima' tell UG."?

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Go Schneiderman!

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#11
Quote by imdeth
Kensai, dude, you so should tap that now!


Yeah I bet she's real tight and juicy.
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#12
holy shit! suddenly i feel a lot better bout myself xD
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I think I want to have sex with you.

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ofcourse i laughed xD

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yeah we're all dead now. Turns out we've been in hell all along.

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#14
Quote by Kensai
Nice low sex-drive you brits have


If you knew my friend, you would retract that statement...
#15
Quote by Kensai
Yeah I bet she's real tight and juicy.


Yeah shes tight if you clip some clothes pegs and do it after she has pee'd in her diaper.

Good luck Kensai!
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#16
Quote by Guitarism12
why would you want to even live to be that old?


So you can rub it in the face of people younger than you, and relish in outliving all your friends that you secretly hated for the pasted 50 years.

I'm probably going to die before I hit 30 but if I don't, **** it, I'll live to 130 just to show all you who's boss!
Survivor of the St. John's Lockdown
Quote by SG thrasher

The thread-starter is a legend.
Seriously, who thinks "Shit, i'm gonna die, BRB, Ima' tell UG."?

Quote by The_Paranoia

Congratz man, you are a true, American Hero.
Go Schneiderman!

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#17
Quote by Schneiderman
So you can rub it in the face of people younger than you, and relish in outliving all your friends that you secretly hated for the pasted 50 years.

I'm probably going to die before I hit 30 but if I don't, **** it, I'll live to 130 just to show all you who's boss!


**** you i'm gona be 131!!
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I only judge people based upon the color of their skin.


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id like to shave my balls, but i always cut myself and when i do my shaver is like om nom nom testicle skin.
#18
Quote by Schneiderman
I'm probably going to die before I hit 30 but if I don't, **** it, I'll live to 130 just to show all you who's boss!


I'm most likely gona do the same.
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Awww, thanks Frenchy

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I got a packet of Love Hearts when I was six and every one said 'You Have a Tiny Penis'




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#22
Damn shes a looker

I'm pretty sure f**king her would kill her lol

we should all get together and give her a gangbang, hell of a way to die

>.>

<.<

>.>




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Absent Mind, words cant express how much i love you. Id bone you, oh yea.

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Id like to make my love for Neil public knowledge as he is a beautiful man
#24
alright, ALRIGHT! i'm the law round these parts and i say subtle sexual innuendo's stop NOW! if you want to **** the woman, come out and say it!

i want to **** this woman.

see? not hard (no pun intended)
#25
O_o

P.S. I'm a womanfolk! : )
sraeb


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#26
Quote by samtberg
Probably bought one of those rabbit vibrators back in the 1920s...



they used real rabbits back then
#27
Quote by Portuguese_boy
If given the right amount of money, I would break her record.


At her age, I dont think thats the only thing you would break
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I tell him to stop but he doesn't listen.

He just keeps thrusting


^Talking about his dog


THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

^if you don't get it, search for Duel of the Farts
#28
Awww man, messages are pre moderated, I left one, but it wont get published

Superman that ho!




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Absent Mind, words cant express how much i love you. Id bone you, oh yea.

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Absent Mind is, as usual, completely correct.

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Id like to make my love for Neil public knowledge as he is a beautiful man
#29
Quote by Punkismygod
Yeah shes tight if you clip some clothes pegs and do it after she has pee'd in her diaper.

Good luck Kensai!




I'll let you know how it goes.

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i want to **** this woman.

see? not hard (no pun intended)


You want to 4 stars the woman?

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Awww man, messages are pre moderated, I left one, but it wont get published

Superman that ho!


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#32
.........What's so shocking? o_O


I mean, if I'm pretty sure it had to have been a personal choice, more than likely. I don't see why everyone is so up in arms.

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#34
Good for her for standing up to the stupid stereotype of women back in those days.
#35
And that's how she lived to be 105.

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#36
Kensai, you mind if I video it? I could get a lot of money for it old an old people fetish site


not that I know any, of course.
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#37
I seriously want to pop that cherry.

Wait, is it a cherry still? Or is it the raisen equivolent?
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#38
wow she didn't have sex and now shes 105 years old and still alive, i guess it pays off
#39
Quote by steee21
Hey, that's my grandma.

So u have a virgin grandmother?? Are u like the grandson of God?
#40
Quote by wlcm2themachine
At her age, I dont think thats the only thing you would break


That's part of the fun, women now a days can't have sex for more than 40 minutes, I bet I could have sex with this fine lady for 2 whole days without stopping.

Necrophilia ftw!!
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