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imdeth
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#1
Searchbar came up with nothing (pun intended)

That's right, you read that title correct. I've tried an mp3 the other day by Isabella Valentine which makes you cum without even touching yourself. Surprisingly it worked! It's one of the most bizarre experiences I've ever had. She uses the word "jackpot" at the end of the recording to make you cum. I thought it would be something great to share with Pit Monkeys

If anyone wants to try google "No Hands Rapidshare"

Also, has anyone else tried this before? Care to share experiences or opinions about hypnotism in general?



No Requests For PM Please.

Jackpot: http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=no+hands+rapidshare&btnG=Google+Search&meta=

Jackpot 2: http://rs.4chan.org/?s=jackpot+2

^3rd link on both. Now stop asking for PM please.


THE LINK IS ABOVE. STOP ASKING FOR PM.**



** asking PM may result in severe rape.

Noob Guide
- Click the link
- This will take you to a google search. THIRD link down
- You will now be on Rapidshare. Click free user
- wait for download
- download now
- Either open it from where you saved or transfer to device.
- listen to this while laying down in silence!
- Report your findings to me
- Serve me as your new god.
Last edited by imdeth at Oct 10, 2008,
titsmcgee852
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#2
Like prostate massaging...

Not saying i have, but apparently that can make you cum UNBONERED.
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RewindByChance
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#3
This sounds... interesting.
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thedudemeister
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#4
I might try that, although probably not while I'm still wearing my trousers.
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imdeth
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#6
Quote by titsmcgee852
Like prostate massaging...

Not saying i have, but apparently that can make you cum UNBONERED.


It can...

>.>

<.<
syk3d
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#7
I have two jackpot mp3s. I tried one once, but I wasnt paying full attention. It didnt work.
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Fleabag
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#8
It'll be like iDoser, I expect.

I'm up for trying it, but I don't have high hopes.
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sixwingmortal
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#9
I should try that. I'll download the mp3, put it on my iPod, and listen to it on the bus, on my way to school.
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imdeth
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#10
Quote by freedoms_stain
So do you end up with jizz everywhere?

Think I'll stick to women and porn.


It's more like a lot of pre-cum. No masses of white gloop

But with enough listens you can achieve full ejaculation.

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I should try that. I'll download the mp3, put it on my iPod, and listen to it on the bus, on my way to school.


You need to be lying down with closed eyes in silence
titsmcgee852
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#12
Quote by imdeth
It can...

>.>

<.<

It sure can.

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imdeth
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#15
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Wait..if you only cum pre-cum sort of stuff, how good is the orgasm you get from it?


Better than anything I've ever had from fapping that's for sure.
titsmcgee852
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#16
Where do i get the mp3? I can't find it on google

>_>

<_<
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thedudemeister
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#17
Quote by titsmcgee852
Where do i get the mp3? I can't find it on google

>_>

<_<


Second link on google.
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Awww, thanks Frenchy

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imdeth
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#18
Quote by titsmcgee852
Where do i get the mp3? I can't find it on google

>_>

<_<


PM with linky? I'll PM anyone else too
titsmcgee852
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#20
Hell yah.
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imdeth
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#21
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I tried it twice.
Didn't work.
Got a GIGANTIC BONER, but still, nothing


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#23
Damn, It's 36 minutes long.

I'm gonna try it later.
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#24
Quote by imdeth
Better than anything I've ever had from fapping that's for sure.


Fucking right on! Sounds good. Expect a PM...not that I'm going to be trying it or anything...

>.>

<.<

Ok, maybe I'll give it a shot.
imdeth
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#25
Quote by andy_thomas
Damn, It's 36 minutes long.

I'm gonna try it later.


I always try it late at night. I find it's most effective.
titsmcgee852
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#26
Quote by imdeth
If you believe you shall receive! Unless yourdoinitwrong.

PM plz
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jasp0r
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#28
This sounds like bullshit lol. But I'm curious so I'll try it tonight... >_>
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#29
Holy shit 36 minutes? I guess I might try it once. I'll probably end up falling asleep instead though.
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titsmcgee852
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Quote by imdeth
Done

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Soul Caliber characters are making music now?
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imdeth
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#35
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Just don't look up the real Isabella Valentine... I prefer to put the voice to Ivy
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#36
Quote by imdeth


Just don't look up the real Isabella Valentine... I prefer to put the voice to Ivy


Oh yea, Ivy
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Awww, thanks Frenchy

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I wonder if this thing will end up like a Rick Roll'd sorta thing, but messier


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#39
It's a serious WTF-story, but I'm starting to get interested.
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Oh yea, Ivy

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