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#1
any ideas pit?

and no, not fapping or rape



EDIT:
OK my bad
i meant going to a gig, not playing one
bit stupid of me really
sorry :P
Last edited by oscar666 at Oct 9, 2008,
#2
Sit up there with your instruments, but don't actually play anything.
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#3
Jump up and down screaming 'NOTICE ME'

Then if that fails, strip.
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#5
Do something totally odd with your hair. I usually go with a stereotypically female hair style, such as pigtails, plaits, even a ponytail if you want to maintain some masculinity.
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#8
I'm assumming you're playing a gig with a couple of other bands?

Play your songs well, originals usually get you noticed more, but throw in a nice cover of a classic 80s/90s song and you'll get noticed.

Move about on stage, but only if it won't affect your playing. Nothing worse than a band full of faggots who jump around but can't hold a tune.
#10
Quote by metaldud536
Just walk on stage naked.


I have already mentioned this slightly, but I think it would be more effective if he walked on fully clothed then stripped by flinging clothes into the audience and screaming.
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#11
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Do it nekkid


or with diapers if nudity is not allowed


do something people wouldn't really expect...

Jim Morrison stripped in one of his gigs...fuckin awesome
#12
Quote by imdeth
Pelvic thrust for all the ladies.

In combination with getting on the stage and not playing a single note.
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#13
Apart from the obvious play well comment.. I recommend clothes that stand out. It's worked for me: Rockett Clothing, Remnant, and Bleeding Star.
#14
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Jump up and down screaming 'NOTICE ME'

Then if that fails, strip.


u'd be in the front row in no time


on topic: headbang, jump, mosh, interact with the audience?
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#15
*Sigh*

I've said it before, I'll say it again. Do it naked with your arms flailing all over the place while screaming *AAAAAAAH DOC OCK!!!!!!"
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#16
appear in a chicken costume.
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#17
Someone who likes MCR who wants to be noticed?
How very original...
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#19
Quote by el-ECTRO
I have already mentioned this slightly, but I think it would be more effective if he walked on fully clothed then stripped by flinging clothes into the audience and screaming.

I have acknowledged your previous statement, however I would consider arriving to the actual site of the gig completely nekked much more interesting than arriving there with your clothes on. Good day, ma'm.
#20
Can I just say, if you're trying to distract people from the band playing.. you're a dick. Can I say that?
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#21
Why do you want to 'get noticed' at a gig? Just go and have a good time, don't be such a fucking towel.
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#23
Loudly cheer for the wrong band! BEFORE ppl start getting really drunk

Put up a big poster with something that's against the band's ideals (eg go to a U2 concert and put up a poster with 'kill black kids in africa')

naked

run on stage and smash some music instruments, then burn them

beat everybody up

...
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....


haha

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#24
Quote by Ovenman
Someone who likes MCR who wants to be noticed?
How very original...


How very original of you to have a go at an MCR fan




and im not big into MCR anymore
time to change Avatar methinks

EDIT:
Quote by JackOffJill
Can I just say, if you're trying to distract people from the band playing.. you're a dick. Can I say that?


you may say that
but i will then state that im only looking to get the front man to look at me everynow and then for some decent photos
the last thing i wanna do is distract people from gig, cos it sucks when that happens

...and
i thought it'd be an interesting topic tbh
Last edited by oscar666 at Oct 9, 2008,
#25
Quote by metaldud536
I have acknowledged your previous statement, however I would consider arriving to the actual site of the gig completely nekked much more interesting than arriving there with your clothes on. Good day, ma'm.


wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#26
Play with your willie.
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#27
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get parkinsons disease and attempt to walk around

This could work.
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#28
If you have to resort to gimmicks I'd suspect that there is something more fundamentally wrong with what you're doing, or the venues you're playing.
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#29
Interact with the audience...
just do stupid stuff that'll make people smile or laugh
in the middle of the song point someone out (preferrably a loner) and say "this is for you, beautiful"

also, +1 for pelvic thrust
#30
He's already pointed out it's not his gig, he's going to a gig and wants to get noticed
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#31
Go to a metallica concert and scream "GOOO FALL OOUUT BOOOOYYYYY"
You'll get so noticed you won't be able to finish your sentance
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....


haha

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Oh you're good.
#32
Quote by oscar666
How very original of you to have a go at an MCR fan




and im not big into MCR anymore
time to change Avatar methinks

EDIT:

you may say that
but i will then state that im only looking to get the front man to look at me everynow and then for some decent photos
the last thing i wanna do is distract people from gig, cos it sucks when that happens

...and
i thought it'd be an interesting topic tbh

Is it a local band, or is it a big gig? If it is a smaller gig, you could probably talk to the front man and ask him before he goes on stage to look at you.
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#33
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Why do you want to 'get noticed' at a gig? Just go and have a good time, don't be such a fucking towel.

lol seriously, when was the last time someone used that but made me lol nevertheless
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#34
go to the gig in your birthday suite
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#35
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Is it a local band, or is it a big gig? If it is a smaller gig, you could probably talk to the front man and ask him before he goes on stage to look at you.


nah they're not massive
but big enough for this not to be possible lol
#36
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lol seriously, when was the last time someone used that but made me lol nevertheless

I aim to please.
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#38
Quote by oscar666
How very original of you to have a go at an MCR fan




and im not big into MCR anymore
time to change Avatar methinks

EDIT:

you may say that
but i will then state that im only looking to get the front man to look at me everynow and then for some decent photos
the last thing i wanna do is distract people from gig, cos it sucks when that happens

...and
i thought it'd be an interesting topic tbh

*Thinks of a comeback*
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Ovenman, your contraptions make women's

clothes evaporate.
____________________


I WANT THE TWOOTH!

____________________________

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That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.
#40
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your like the Robin Hood of aiming, then.
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