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#5
Quote by CrackAddict2000
he's dead.

+1



or something like that.
Quote by HorizonShadow
Just eat the headstock.

That'll make you look mad.
Last edited by Athetosis at Oct 9, 2008,
#6
whats the point he is DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sarcasm is beautiful, think about it.
#11
John Lennon once sneezed 3 babies to life. Look it up on youtube.
Don't try engaging me
The vaguest of shrugs
The prescription drugs
You'll never find
A person inside

Quote by saphrax
I agree with This End Up
#12
Happy birthday to me aswell!

I have the best birthday in the world, same day as John Lennon and UG.

You say it's your birthday
It's my birthday too, yeah
#13
Quote by Minkaro
Happy birthday! I made you a cake, but I ate it myself. Didn't think you'd be hungry.



You bastard! He hasn't eaten in decades! I think he might want a piece.
#16
Quote by DIV ON!
whats the point he is DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LIES
#20
Quote by SeveralSpecies
You bastard! He hasn't eaten in decades! I think he might want a piece.

He's in hell anyways. I hear JC got a little PO'd about the whole "Bigger than Jesus" thing.
My all gold grills give her cold chills
Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#21
Some say he's working for HBOS - so he might as well get back in the grave....
#22
Quote by RHCP94
He's in hell anyways. I hear JC got a little PO'd about the whole "Bigger than Jesus" thing.



Nah, this is what happened:


Jesus: Hey John, I REALLY don't like what you said.

John: Well then forgive me?

Jesus: ......God dammit! Let him in...
#23
Quote by metaldud536
R.I.P Dimebag

Setup..:
Fender Roadhouse Strat
Fender Hotrod Deluxe amp
BOSS DS-2
Dunlop Jimi Hendrix Crybaby Wah
#25
Quote by SeveralSpecies
Nah, this is what happened:


Jesus: Hey John, I REALLY don't like what you said.

John: Well then forgive me?

Jesus: ......God dammit! Let him in...


Well you just figured out the Christian religion in one post.
#26
Quote by CaptainRon
Well you just figured out the Christian religion in one post.



But ironically, Jesus uses the lords name in vain, and therefor goes to hell.


Oh shi-
#27
Quote by davedoom
Some say he's working for HBOS - so he might as well get back in the grave....



ugh. true dat. my bro in law is a director there.
#28
Today is my birthday


and John Entwistle's, and Sean Lennon's, and John O'Hurley (Peterman from Seinfeld), and Tony Shalhoub's (Adrian Monk from Monk), and Sharon Osbourne's, and Annika Sörenstam's
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#31
*HHNNNNGGGGGGGGGHHHHH picture*

haven't laughed that hard all day, thank you!

and Happy Birthday!

R.I.P. Lennon
Member of the Guitarists Born in 1990 Club. PM Gibson_God11 to join

Member of the I have every metallica album and I love it!
club. PM BDR_23 to join

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#32
I prefer Mark David Chapman to John Lennon.
You are like a hurricane
There's calm in your eye.
And I'm gettin' blown away
To somewhere safer
where the feeling stays.
I want to love you but
I'm getting blown away.
#33
Quote by metaldud536
R.I.P Dimebag


Quote by alteredstates
If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#34
Quote by CaptainRon
Happy birthday to me aswell!

I have the best birthday in the world, same day as John Lennon and UG.

You say it's your birthday
It's my birthday too, yeah



Hey, mine too!
#36
Happy birthday to the guitarist of the most overrated band in history.
Quote by NGD1313
Well I don't know about solos but how about that Smoke on the Water riff. It's like...impossible.


THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE

I'm Jake. I'm a musician, philosopher, and exhibitionist.
#37
Quote by RHCP94
He's in hell anyways. I hear JC got a little PO'd about the whole "Bigger than Jesus" thing.


Nah. Jesus isn't the kind of guy to get angry about something like that. He and Lennon would probably get along great. Seriously, it's Christians that got PO'd. JC would have a beer with the guy.
Quote by Shredder XXX
how about the way your entire country generalizes a culture by the actions of a few, citing any Americans idea of a middle eastern person.
#38
Happy birfday!
oddly enough, john's son Sean also has this birthday.
and we can't forget jackson browne


My mind is going. I can feel it.
#40
Quote by Jacob6293
Happy birthday to the guitarist of the most overrated band in history.



It's not George's birthday.


edit: Or Jimmy's for that matter.


...or Jerry's.
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