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#1
hey guys,

a little experiment im going to do tonight.

going out drinking and meeting up with my fvckbuddy later on.

Im going to, in the name of science, sit her on my bassamp and play F# a lot on my bass, and see if it gets her where she wants to go.

So i'll post results tomorrow, but anyone got any tips?

I felt this question had to be answered once and for all
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#3
Just because you can't please her with your penis you are resorting to these measures?

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#5
i think that im supposed to tune down the e string on my bass a few steps and then play the F# note.
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#6
Quote by sam b
What fret/string is F#?

I know no theory whatsoever


Standard tuning, first string (Bass E), 2nd fret.

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i think that im supposed to tune down the e string on my bass a few steps and then play the F# note.


Why would tuning down make a difference if you're still going to play F#?
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your a bass player and you have a girlfriend!!!


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im a guitarist, so i see your point. I just have an old bass that i used to play a few years ago. I think its nice to play sometimes.
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#9
I have a feeling that this might not be successful. You should try using your penis to please her instead.
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#10
Get a bass octaver and try it another day.


Or even better, get more than one, and then tell us what octave it needs to be
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I have a feeling that this might not be successful. You should try using your penis to please her instead.



will do either way.
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#12
Put her on the snare drum -_- That's usually the bastard that's always vibrating during a jam session when you hit the right notes
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lol good luck
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Quote by mrjimborinsane
i think that im supposed to tune down the e string on my bass a few steps and then play the F# note.



GO GET A DIGITECH WHAMMY!!!!!

it's the only way it'll work.

fret your LOW E to F#, and then use the Digitech whammy to drop it 2-3 octaves she'll be feelin the love.

#15
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Put her on the snare drum -_- That's usually the bastard that's always vibrating during a jam session when you hit the right notes

Noticed that too.

But to have any chance of working, the amp is gonna need to be really loud.
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nah not yet, but theres a club with an octoberfest theme tonight, so im trying to figure out what to wear. im thinking hiking boots with long socks and shorts and a shirt with a jaegermeister bandana round my neck
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#18
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GO GET A DIGITECH WHAMMY!!!!!

it's the only way it'll work.

fret your LOW E to F#, and then use the Digitech whammy to drop it 2-3 octaves she'll be feelin the love.



haven't got one im afraid
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#19
Didn't simon try it on Buzzcocks and it didn't work?
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#20
Quote by mrjimborinsane
haven't got one im afraid



...



ah well, you could always drop by your local guitar store and buy a less than $30 octave... if it will DROP the pitch.

#21
Shouldn't it be the second fret?
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#23
Check my profile for the actual pitch the orgasmic low F# is supposed to be.
#25
Aparently your supposed to tune down to Eb, bend the first fret up to a F#

I wanna try this some day
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What fret/string is F#?

I know no theory whatsoever

lol E-string 2nd fret
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#29
why don't you try to discover the "brown note" instead? it will be pleasant for both of you.
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#30
Even if the theory was true, you'd need at least an 18 inch speaker to push enough air. In fact, let me quote another forum member...

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The whole notion of a bass note giving an instant orgasm implies that there's a eigenfrequency (a frequency at which an object starts to vibrate and resonate further, aka resonant frequency) for a clitoris.

Think about it like this: a glass shatters when it's eigenfrequency is played at a certain volume. It vibrates at many other frequencies until the glass shatters. This is what you're proposing would happen to a clitoris to induce an orgasm. That's the only way F# would be the note and not any other note. You're saying F# is the eigenfrequency of a clitoris.

If it is, it would result in a rather violent and unpleasant vibration of a very, very sensitive area - which is apparently as sensitive as your nose. It'd be like putting your nose in a belt sander. Does that sound appealing?

Not only that, it doesn't have to be a LOW F# to be an eigenfrequency. Here's an example - fret the second fret of your D string and hit the low E as hard as you can. Now, notice that the D string is vibrating, even though you didn't pluck it? Notice the G and A aren't? Notice it works the other way around? Come on folks - use your (10 year old) heads.

But, we're making the assumption that F# (OCTAVE IRRELEVANT) is the eigenfrequency in question. If it isn't, it's not a lower note that'll cause the most stimulation - it's the highest note on the thickest string possible. Turn off your compressor. Play an open low B. Now, play a low B at the 12th fret. Notice the world is about to end? That's more likely to do the job than the bull**** F#0 string.

Sticky this thread. I don't want to ever have to read something like this again.

EDIT: Oh, and we're under the assumption that you have a cab that can play the fundamental perfectly. If you don't, you're hypothesis just goes out the window, doesn't it? If you want to spend the $2000 on a Whappo Grande, you can spend the cash on a nice suit or something and perhaps not need the F#.
#31
You do know that it's the F# that is an octave below the second on E? The F# that is near inaudible?
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#32
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You have an opportunity to **** and you're playing with science?



im gonna do that anyway. I just wanna check this to see if it works
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#33
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why don't you try to discover the "brown note" instead? it will be pleasant for both of you.


+1 for reminding me of that south park episode.

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#34
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Didn't simon try it on Buzzcocks and it didn't work?


Yeah but remember he was tasked with trying to get Madge Bishop of all people off.
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#35
you might wanna try the F# on the B string i think the timbre of that note will produce a better orgasm....


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You have an opportunity to **** and you're playing with science?

if not he can at least say hes had a naked girl on his bass amp. i bet not many of us can say that...
Last edited by fudger at Oct 9, 2008,
#39
Quote by sam b
What fret/string is F#?

I know no theory whatsoever


Props for being honest.
#40
i think the question UG is missing is.. how the **** did someone on UG get a **** buddy??.. lucky bastard
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