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#5
Quote by ShaunDiel
Guitar and/or fap.

Or even better get hypnotised and fap without actually fapping
#6
Quote by sam b
Or even better get hypnotised and fap without actually fapping


omg how du i du thees?

*cues imdeth*
#7
Learn something new, sort out a problem, do your coursework, if you have any etc
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#9
Juggle with chainsaws. If you do not currently have any chainsaws in your possession, knives should be fine as well.
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#11
Quote by Joey Radical
Juggle with chainsaws. If you do not currently have any chainsaws in your possession, knives should be fine as well.


If you only have one knife, I suggest stabbing it into your temple for choosing to stay at home and be bored over getting a free education.
#12
i did that yesterday. I went to my college class in the morning then I went home right after that instead of heading to the high school. i slept off my "sickness" from 9am til about 12:30, then I played Pokemon Blue Version from then until about 6pm.
#13
Quote by sam b
JACKPOT!!!11


Did you? Did you!?


i would never partake in an act of such blatant heresy.
#14
Quote by strat335
i did that yesterday. I went to my college class in the morning then I went home right after that instead of heading to the high school. i slept off my "sickness" from 9am til about 12:30, then I played Pokemon Blue Version from then until about 6pm.


You sir!
Have given me the best advice.
Pokemon Yellow here I come.
=D
#16
I'm at school right now.

I don't get bored in Radio Production class.
signatures are budget.
#17
improve your fps
Extispicy: Predicting The Future Though The Study Of Animal Entrails...
#18
Fap?
I NEED TO CHANGE MY USERNAME


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#19
Smoke weed and play guitar?

Smoke weed and write some lyrics?

Smoke weed and smoke weed?

The possibilities are endless.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#20
Quote by sam b
eww, you did


i don't have 34 minutes to lay down in the dark in silence, as it so happens.
#21
Quote by Ramones06
improve your fps



You mean dps.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#23
Quote by Sol9989
i don't have 34 minutes to lay down in the dark in silence, as it so happens.

Yeah.. well..

You will do it
#24
im at home sick at the moment too. im gonna work on the homework that im meant to make up in a little bit.

but for now im on facebook and just the internet in general. i so wana go snowboarding rite now, i snapped one of the saddle clamp pins on the Floyd rose on my hellraiser so i cant play guitar ='( but it shuld be coming by tomorrow.
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#25
fap? Go to school? Combine both and fap whilst at school?
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#26
You go to Kingwood High School, Texas. It's in your profile.

Okay guys bit more searching...

Your name is Dylan Emmons and you young man should be at school.

http://www.humbleisd.net/education/school/school.php?sectionid=17

There's the school website with contact details.

God I love the internet.

LET THE ENTERTAINMENT COMMENCE.
<Dobzilla> because "when you were born, they thought yo' momma shit herself."
<Frehnchy> ...
<esther_mouse> ...
<Rankles> ...
<RaNdOm-FeLiX> ...
<Dobzilla>
#27
edit: rofl ^^

Quote by sam b
Yeah.. well..

You will do it


are you the homeless person imdeth pays to walk around the town centre with a sign saying "FAP WITHOUT USING YOUR HANDS, THIS WAY ----->" ?
#28
Quote by Rankles
You go to Kingwood High School, Texas. It's in your profile.

Okay guys bit more searching...

Your name is Dylan Emmons and you young man should be at school.

http://www.humbleisd.net/education/school/school.php?sectionid=17

There's the school website with contact details.

God I love the internet.

LET THE ENTERTAINMENT COMMENCE.


So, you know my name and school?
What good does this do you?
#29
Quote by cvbass
So, you know my name and school?
What good does this do you?


If he found that in a few minutes, think what he could do in an hour...
#30
Quote by Sol9989
are you the homeless person imdeth pays to walk around the town centre with a sign saying "FAP WITHOUT USING YOUR HANDS, THIS WAY ----->" ?

Not yet.

I could do with the money though
#31
Quote by cvbass
So, you know my name and school?
What good does this do you?


Just wait for the pit to work its magic.
ok, yeah. my name is silly because I signed up when I was 13.

BEDBUGS
#32
I'm waiting to see who calls and rats you out
<Dobzilla> because "when you were born, they thought yo' momma shit herself."
<Frehnchy> ...
<esther_mouse> ...
<Rankles> ...
<RaNdOm-FeLiX> ...
<Dobzilla>
#33
Quote by ratmblink123

Just wait for the pit to work its magic.


What magic?
I'm home sick and it's legit, bro.
I got checkout pass and everything.
I'm a little confused on what you intend to do.
#34
How is it legit when you used quotes around "sick"?

Don't ruin my game!
<Dobzilla> because "when you were born, they thought yo' momma shit herself."
<Frehnchy> ...
<esther_mouse> ...
<Rankles> ...
<RaNdOm-FeLiX> ...
<Dobzilla>
#37
Quote by Rankles
How is it legit when you used quotes around "sick"?

Don't ruin my game!

It's legit because I went to the nurse, I had a fever, and I checked out of school.
#38
And the reason for putting 'sick'?

Shouldn't you be getting bedrest?
<Dobzilla> because "when you were born, they thought yo' momma shit herself."
<Frehnchy> ...
<esther_mouse> ...
<Rankles> ...
<RaNdOm-FeLiX> ...
<Dobzilla>
#39
Quote by Rankles
And the reason for putting 'sick'?

Shouldn't you be getting bedrest?

And the reason for you being a dick?
I'm laying in bed right now asshole.
#40
Quote by Rankles
You go to Kingwood High School, Texas. It's in your profile.

Okay guys bit more searching...

Your name is Dylan Emmons and you young man should be at school.

http://www.humbleisd.net/education/school/school.php?sectionid=17

There's the school website with contact details.

God I love the internet.

LET THE ENTERTAINMENT COMMENCE.

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