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#3
I beg your pardon, but wut?
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#7
This thread is heading straight to the FAIL department of the police station in Pit Town.
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#8
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They don't ahve to be movies-I'd really like to see a food one.
Shit sandwich. (your thread)
Meadows
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I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#9
Most memes on here are from 4chan.
Epic really isn't even a meme, it's an adjective.
The only pit memes I can think of are those stupid FASTER!!! TOM, RUN!!! lines.
#14
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PIT memes? are you joking?

I just thought the same xD
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Yngwi3, You win this whole monstrosity of a thread.

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#15
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I guess some ideas should stay in the shour, eh?




Per'aps you are thinking of the English word shower?
#16
you mean that the o rly owl isnt from UG

/being a naive bastard

this was a shit idea for a thread.
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

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#17
Quote by korinaflyingv
PIT memes? are you joking?

Oh The Pit has memes, and they are even more unfunny and overused than 4chan ones.

Russel what the fuck, k koo, ice cool, etc.
#18
Quote by korinaflyingv
PIT memes? are you joking?

Precisely what I was thinking.

Clearly this guy hasn't seen that much of the internet to know that UG hasn't created every funny little thing under the sun.
Ego inflating praise here:
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That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

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#20
You guys are harsh. Okay I made a mistake. Lay off.

I would be really sad right now if not for this awesome oatmeal cookie.
Corona Corona
#22
Quote by korinaflyingv
SHUT THE FUCK UP


...........
yeah its ok, dont worry about it, we all make critical mistakes at one point in our UG lives

Why do I seem to have so many?
Corona Corona
#25
But if I die tomorrow my only legacy will be my endless n00bage on UG.
I'm jealous of everyone else who has had an awesome thread.

How the hell did "I'm gonna make my ****buddy orgasm with an F#" become win?
That's not in any way possible.
Corona Corona
#26
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The Foo Fappers.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY???


Quote by demoniacfashion
But if I die tomorrow my only legacy will be my endless n00bage on UG.
I'm jealous of everyone else who has had an awesome thread.

How the hell did "I'm gonna make my ****buddy orgasm with an F#" become win?
That's not in any way possible.

Get a fucking life!
You honestly think having a win thread on the offtopic section of a guitar forum is actually an achievement at all, and if you died tomorrow, people would actually remember you for it?
Go donate to charity, or run a marathon or something, for Christ's sake!
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#27
what brand makes said oatmeal cookie? i had a delicious one here at orientation for my college but i cant recollect the brand
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#30
Quote by demoniacfashion
Bimbo. Avena.

I meant my UG legacy. Not my real life legacy.


If you care about your UG legacy, you fail.

You care about your UG legacy.

If x than y, and y is true, therefore x.


You fail.
#31
Quote by demoniacfashion
But if I die tomorrow my only legacy will be my endless n00bage on UG.
I'm jealous of everyone else who has had an awesome thread.
Why?

Threadstarts are okay, but most of the real masters on UG start few threads.
And most of those are plain and of a moderate tone. Nothing to write home about.

Think about some of the noteworthy UGers:
Jackal58, Kensai, Metal Claw, Rhitard, Gunpowder, Meths, Steve the Plank.

You remember them not the threads that they start,
but for the threads they make
and the threads they break.



Quote by demoniacfashion
How the hell did "I'm gonna make my ****buddy orgasm with an F#" become win?
That's not in any way possible.
If you're still focused on making threads, then learn from what works and what doesn't. Don't fucking whine about it. How did the TS frame the topic? How did the OP hint at the direction the conversation could go, but leave enough gaps so that the people replying could put their own spin on things? How did the TS maintain the thread after people replied to it.

Every thread will have its own character depending on the OP and who replies to it.
But there ARE some things you can learn about what can be done and how to avoid fatal flaws.
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I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#32
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Why?

Threadstarts are okay, but most of the real masters on UG start few threads.
And most of those are plain and of a moderate tone. Nothing to write home about.

Think about some of the noteworthy UGers:
Jackal58, Kensai, Metal Claw, Rhitard, Gunpowder, Meths, Steve the Plank.

You remember them not the threads that they start,
but for the threads they make
and the threads they break.

pretty much.
In real epic threads, who actually remembers the TS???
#33
yeah TS.. the only TS's most people remember are the douchebag ones.. i.e union jake.

also who cares if its win or fail.. grow a backbone, and just build yourself a reserve of teen angst.. you'll get by just fine if you do that (y)

and also, i make threads that are fail.. you've got to learn not to make shitty "oh look at this shitty youtube video that isnt funny, or has been seen a million times before".. and finally stop caring what people in UG think.. I'm a douchebag, but i wont be remembered, and i couldnt give two shits.. so get out of your arse, suck it up, and just enjoy the 'great'ness of the pit!
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#34
quarter pounder with jizz?

<_<
>_>

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At first he was like...
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But then, he was like...
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I love you even more now. Slightly homo
#37
the only memes that have originated from the pit is the stupid faster tom run thing, which isnt funny anyway, due to it cant really be applied in your typical conversation properly. and the other is "i cum blood" which may not have origionated here, but probably did.
#38
wat's a meme?
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I hijacked this!
#39
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wat's a meme?


something that makes you spell "what" correctly
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#40
"Win" is not an adjective...
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