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#1
So lately masturbating for me has become like a chore. i feel like i have to do it everyday at the same time. it does hardly anything for me! what can i do to make it more fun?
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#2
\apparently, if you have something cold in one hand, it makes ejaculating completely awesome
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#4
Do it less often ... believe me, it works
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Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
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#5
3 words. there's been a thread on it all day.

Ejaculation
Through
Hypnotism!

JACKPOT
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#7
Quote by Sol9989
3 words. there's been a thread on it all day.

Ejaculation
Through
Hypnotism

JACKPOT

FTW!!!!
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#10
To quote the lady from The Simpsons -

"THINK OF THE CHILDREN!"
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#13
^ lol @ CTFOD
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if I had sex with my clone...I'd have a big dick in my ass.

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#14
when you do the hypnotism, make sure you have time to kill. its 36 minutes of euphoria. also its kind of scary, it was like i was falling for the middle part
#15
Uhm, don't do it? Focus more on a social life, which will in turn, lead to women?

Common sense? None of that in here it seems.
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That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

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#16
Quote by Sol9989
3 words. there's been a thread on it all day.

Ejaculation
Through
Hypnotism

JACKPOT



damn it, -changes pants-
every post!!
#17
Jackpot.
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nice discovery, sir.


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#18
Quote by Sol9989
3 words. there's been a thread on it all day.

Ejaculation
Through
Hypnotism!

JACKPOT

Hey, hey, hey...

He paying you now or something?!
#19
Hang yourself in your cupboard with your tie, with vapour rub on your nipples.
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#21
Boink a pinata
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#22
try the stranger technique... sit on your hand until its numb, then its like being jacked off by a stranger..

or alternatively dont do it as often.
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#23
Trying using a vagina instead of your hand.
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#25
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Hey, hey, hey...

He paying you now or something?!


this poor man needed help. can't you leave money out of it for once?
#26
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try the stranger technique... sit on your hand until its numb, then its like being jacked off by a stranger..


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i know this sounds stupid but...
wheres the sig button??

(sry)


#28
i would say start using implements around the house. insertions maybe? start with a pen, then move up to a guitar slide, then to a chair leg, then to a cheese grater.
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Me.

My band.

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#29
Set fire to your pubes.
"Swim in a lake of death, eaten by crocodiles!"

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#30
Get a girl, maybe?
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#32
I remember in highschool, there was this kid travis

He had no idea you could reach an orgasm through anal sex as a man.

He came back the next day telling us this ridiculous story involving the shower and his pinky

i still think of that kid as "stinky pinky" to this day
#33
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I remember in highschool, there was this kid travis

He had no idea you could reach an orgasm through anal sex as a man.

He came back the next day telling us this ridiculous story involving the shower and his pinky

i still think of that kid as "stinky pinky" to this day


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#35
Change techniques?


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#37
Lotion...?
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS......
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#39
dip your balls in ice before doing it. i hear this works and heard it in the pit so you know it's true.
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