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so today in chemistry we were burning chemicals
the teacher said "don't put too much on the burn plate, it smells bad when it burns"
so my lab partner puts a little bit on the burn plate and he walks away to get something
when he's gone i pour a bunch more on the burn plate
he comes back and i'm like "hey look at this" the chemical had turned orange and was burning black
about that time we start to smell it.
the teacher gets pissed and everyone has to leave the room and go outside because it smells disgusting.
but apparently while we were outside the smell spread to just about every other part of the school. so when the bell ring and everyone comes out of their classrooms they all notice how it smells disgusting. I heard one kid even threw up.
so anyway, long story short, i made the entire school smell terrible for a day

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#3
Good job..?
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Where was the funny story that was promised?
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#8
This is what happens when you combine lab chemicals with idiots. It's a reaction that shouldn't be allowed to take place.
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#9
it was pretty funny, cause i would tell people it was me and they would just get pissed at me

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#17
Wow..
The only thing i find funny about that story is that I actually took time to read it..
What a joke.
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#20
What were the said chemicals?

Were they fart solids? Were you burning fart solids hmmm? You need to be carefull with fart solids.
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#22
oh right
so anyway can you post the funny story now?
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yeah.. thats a nice little icebreaker, whens the funny story start?
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so today in chemistry we were burning chemicals
the teacher said "don't put too much on the burn plate, it smells bad when it burns"
so my lab partner puts a little bit on the burn plate and he walks away to get something
when he's gone i pour a bunch more on the burn plate
he comes back and i'm like "hey look at this" the chemical had turned orange and was burning black
about that time we start to smell it.
the teacher gets pissed and everyone has to leave the room and go outside because it smells disgusting.
but apparently while we were outside the smell spread to just about every other part of the school. so when the bell ring and everyone comes out of their classrooms they all notice how it smells disgusting. I heard one kid even threw up.
so anyway, long story short, i made the entire school smell terrible for a day


Wow, congratulations on being an immature prick. What if the two compounds you where mixing where highly volatile when exposed to high amounts of concentrated heat? They could have INSTANTLY blown up and there you would be with 3rd degree chemical burns that would probably kill you.

Dumb ass. Not only did you put your retarded life in danger, but potentially those around you. I sincerely hope that your teacher prevents you from doing anymore chemical experiments.
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Wow, congratulations on being an immature prick. What if the two compounds you where mixing where highly volatile when exposed to high amounts of concentrated heat? They could have INSTANTLY blown up and there you would be with 3rd degree chemical burns that would probably kill you.

Dumb ass. Not only did you put your retarded life in danger, but potentially those around you. I sincerely hope that your teacher prevents you from doing anymore chemical experiments.

dude settle down
we wernt mixing chemicals
we had a sold chemical compound and the teacher said to burn it, but not a lot of it
seriously chill...

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dude settle down
we wernt mixing chemicals
we had a sold chemical compound and the teacher said to burn it, but not a lot of it
seriously chill...


That's how people get hospitalised, dickhead.
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#32
jesus people are so serious here
he said not to burn too much of it because it smelled bad
and i burned too much of it

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#33
I told you not to do anything bro. I was gone for like 2 minutes.
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jesus people are so serious here
he said not to burn too much of it because it smelled bad
and i burned too much of it


I'm serious when peoples' health is concerned.

Look at my serious face.

Look.

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Quote by GooGooFluffers
dude settle down
we wernt mixing chemicals
we had a sold chemical compound and the teacher said to burn it, but not a lot of it
seriously chill...



did you know you dont need to mix chemical to get an explosion?

it is quite possible for certain solids to, in certain quantities giving the correct conditions to become quite explosive, whereas when they are solid hunks are quite inert.

so please, sit down, stop being a dumbass, and everyone else in this thread who has called you similar has the correct idea.

and dont argue with a sophomore chemistry major.
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#37
you really think the teacher would give a bunch of immature sophmores explosive chemicals?

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It wasnt funny


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I read the title, and then the story. I then proceeded to find a thesaurus. "Assholery" is apparently not synonymous with funny.


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