#2
100-158 degrees in two minutes!!


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#3
#3 would be awesome

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#4
I love how the article is written. Very humourous.
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#5


I love cracked.

Every single article ive read from that site makes me laugh
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that wasnt scary daryldom, it turned me on


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#6
holy shit!
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#7
Welcome to the completely baffling phenomenon known as ball lightning, which, thankfully, is not simply the name for regular lightning that happens to strike your balls (sadly, there is no name for that).



#9
Another winner from Cracked.
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She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying "That's yours"

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#13
Quote by Just_Matt
Check the bug one, its pretty badass/scary.


Aw man, the Bot flies...Seriously guys, the weather one was freaky and funny. The bug one is pretty much the same, only has the ability to make you feel totally creeped out.

And did anyone else find it funny that the guy that got killed by a giant iceball was watching the exorcist?
#14
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Aw man, the Bot flies...Seriously guys, the weather one was freaky and funny. The bug one is pretty much the same, only has the ability to make you feel totally creeped out.

And did anyone else find it funny that the guy that got killed by a giant iceball was watching the exorcist?

Yes, I laughed so hard.
Even better if it was a part where someone's talking about the wrath of God or similar.
..is a girl
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WAT
How about just send a ship at the speed up light directly to the sun, and the gravity will pull it towards the sun, thus speeding it over the speed of light.

#15
Most horrifying of all, in some instances the animals are completely and totally pureed by the storm, torn into a rain of pink bloody chunks. We challenge you to find a more perfect time to play that song 'Raining Blood' by Slayer.


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#16
I love the one about ball lightning. "Try to catch that shit in a jar."
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I like Luigi.

His cock is maximum.

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#19
I love Cracked.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


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