#1
so ok basically whats the quickest you have fapped and jizzed?


just wondering haha i thought id hear some funny ones...


me...i didnt count it out but id say a minute or less..lol
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#2
What a sad, sad thread.
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#3
Wow... how many many masturbation threads do we need today?
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#5
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What a sad, sad thread.

This.


Also for TS.. obviously not the one with "Ejaculation through Hypnotism".. that took me 30 minutes..
#6
like 2 minutes once
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#7
probly a minute or less because i had to be somewhere so i went as fast as i could......wasnt very fun.
#8
This, now, is quite juvenile. I frown upon you, Pit.


Me, I'd say around 45 seconds - 1 minute. Just a rough guess though.
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#11
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so ok basically whats the quickest you have fapped and jizzed?


just wondering haha i thought id hear some funny ones...


me...i didnt count it out but id say a minute or less..lol



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#14
The first slight movement of my hand, and it was all over the keyboard.
and i sit and wonder, falling under .
#15
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What a sad, sad thread.

I assume these are the kinds of threads that made you want to quit the Pit?
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#16
i have never LOL'd so hard..lol
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#18
30 seconds, I think. I was getting called down for dinner and I wanted to get a quick fap in.
#19
i fapped so quick it wasnt even hard yet

it felt great though
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#20
20 minutes.
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#21
Are we talking from when your hand makes contact with your to the time the ejaculation occurs, or the time you actually start jacking off until the time of ejaculation?

For example, Jimmy starts to stroke his penis, and 2 minutes later he begins to jack off. It takes him a minute until the ejaculation. Would this count as a 3 minute or 2 minute ejaculation?
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#22
gazzillion decades.
That's right... I've been fapping since the dawn of time, who's your daddy

On a side note, what's with all the fap threads, as someone said. o.0
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#23
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gazzillion decades.
That's right... I've been fapping since the dawn of time, who's your daddy

On a side note, what's with all the fap threads, as someone said. o.0

People in UG are horny, apparently.