#1
So I need to write a script for a short film, and I'm drawing a blank. Against better judgment, I've made the decision to ask The Pit for ideas.

Note, this short will have a budget of sorts

Disclaimer: by posting an idea on this thread, you give me permission to use it or used a modified version of it
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-"Oh Lars, seek and destroy my backside"
-"yeah Kirk ride my lightning!"


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#3
You are a pirate, and you have to successfully find a way to get a unicorn out of it's cage and the cage is made of something really hard so you can't just blow it up to get the unicorn out.

EDIT:
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Make a porno.


Or this.


Or a mix of my idea and that.
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#4
I am in a equal perdicament, but perhaps my skipped ideas will work for you.

Vampires. Excellent for a school environment, like broadcast or whatever, and have it be students people know. You get the idea, I'm sure.

Zombie attack. You just need some stupid friends, maybe toy guns, and a little video editing knowledge. I recommend Adobe After Effects, although it is expensive. If you buy it. Catch my drift?

Anything with Chuck Norris involved.

Pirates V. Ninjas.

Theme Jackass to whatever situation you need.
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#5
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You are a pirate, and you have to successfully find a way to get a unicorn out of it's cage and the cage is made of something really hard so you can't just blow it up to get the unicorn out.

EDIT:

Or this.
[porno idea]

Or a mix of my idea and that.


Maybe the unicorn can blow me after I save it
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I came at the

-"Oh Lars, seek and destroy my backside"
-"yeah Kirk ride my lightning!"


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#6
Make a really good movie then end it with the main character waking up and it being a dream.
two and a half men.
#7
Quote by CFH82
You are a pirate, and you have to successfully find a way to get a unicorn out of it's cage and the cage is made of something really hard so you can't just blow it up to get the unicorn out.

EDIT:

Or this.


Or a mix of my idea and that.


use your pirate penis to pick the lock but its gets stuck so the unicorn jabs you in the wang

after then the cage is open and you have a pissed off unicorn

thats where the porno starts
AND STOP ****IN MAH UNACORNS
#8
a pirates failure to fit into modern society, dress up as a pirate speak as pirate and have someone film you do it
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#9
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a pirates failure to fit into modern society, dress up as a pirate speak as pirate and have someone film you do it


I think this is better than my idea, except, add that unicorn blow job scene into it so it still has something to do with unicorns.
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CFH82, I love you. I didn't laugh, but my god, I love you.

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Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

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I saw a penis.

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#10
Your best friend is over and no one is at the house except you and him. So, you play his favorite song, he really enjoys it I mean REALLY enjoys it, and the video stops right when he pulls out the lube and you go down on him.

Or you could do a quick video on a guy falling in love with a girl, later on getting his heart broken the same day, and then deciding to only use women for sex.
#11
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use your pirate penis to pick the lock but its gets stuck so the unicorn jabs you in the wang

after then the cage is open and you have a pissed off unicorn

thats where the porno starts
AND STOP ****IN MAH UNACORNS


The first picture on google if you search "pirate unicorn"

If the above image is inappropriate for this forum, then just ask me to remove it, I just felt it was relevant and fine since you don't see anything

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Your best friend is over and no one is at the house except you and him. So, you play his favorite song, he really enjoys it I mean REALLY enjoys it, and the video stops right when he pulls out the lube and you go down on him.

Or you could do a quick video on a guy falling in love with a girl, later on getting his heart broken the same day, and then deciding to only use women for sex.


I'm more comfortable making this
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I came at the

-"Oh Lars, seek and destroy my backside"
-"yeah Kirk ride my lightning!"


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Last edited by LgLagro at Oct 9, 2008,
#13
Did I just see an example of rule 34?

Either way.

I say a horror movie.

But not a generic one where there's like 10 high 17 year olds in a van and they all die except the hot virgin.

I've been thinking about doing this. But I know I never will because I never finish anything.

If this happens I would like to be credited.
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#14
^I've had a few ideas for semi-horror movies. They're kind of like pan's labyrinth but more... gruesome.

I already have some of those written down, but they're full length. I need some short film ideas for film school
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I came at the

-"Oh Lars, seek and destroy my backside"
-"yeah Kirk ride my lightning!"


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