#1
how many times do you chew your food before you swallow?
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+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

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I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#3
All I know I NEVER let my women chew!
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This one dream involved me, one random girl, midgets and a pie.


...and midgets ended up f*cking her. I got the pie.


#11
Quote by Abunai X
5, but it's apparently rude to do it less than 20 times.


Start violently masturbating as you chew, then be like "5 times don't look so bad now, does it?" Then jizz on someone's head.
Catch me,
heal me,
Lift me back up to the Sun
I choose to live
#12
hahaha ^^^^
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LesPaulMarshalls ace!
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LesPaulMarshall, you friggin rock!
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It's pretty hard to find someone as hardcore as Tom. The race for hardcore supremacy would be pretty close but i think Tom's got his nose just in front for now...
#14
Quote by Firenze
Start violently masturbating as you chew, then be like "5 times don't look so bad now, does it?" Then jizz on someone's head.




i was laughing for like 5 minutes!

but seriously, i'm a chronic masticator