#1
Ok Pit, so right now I'm in history class and I have to do a project over cereal...

Yeah, I know, it sounds boring, but I have to make a commercial ad about it. It's going to be written as if it's the first cereal ever in the 1800's.

Do you guys have any ideas on what I should do? I have to have 4 facts about the product, and it must be convincing. It must also be under 2 minutes.
#2
Try new O-Braham Lincoln Cereal! Real frosted flakes shaped like our president!

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#4
Rip off a frosties advert, but replace Tony the Tiger with some meme

or if you wanna be really cool then rip off that one frosties advert where the kid sings that really annoying song, if you sing it, you'll get all the girls
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#5
Make Cocaine-O's.

Everyone was on coke back then.
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you should call one of the songs, "Respecting Old People" just to mix things up.

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Make Cocaine-O's.

Everyone was on coke back then.

Haha, I would, but it's gotta be school appropriate.

And to the guy who suggested the meme, that sounds like a good idea. Maybe the "lol wut" pear?
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Be nice. He's cereal.

I am being nice I dislike the Choco Wilkes Booth cereal and I'm a fan of the tasty slave-free yankee goodness provided by O-Braham Lincolns.

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And to the guy who suggested the meme, that sounds like a good idea. Maybe the "lol wut" pear?

I really would not do a ****ing meme. Not everyone knows about them so they're probably just gonna be like "what the **** is lol wut??"
But that's just my opinion; maybe your whole class is on these forums I dunno...
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#11
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Refuse to do it, since there was no TV back then in order to produce such a commercial.

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Ok Pit, so right now I'm in history class and I have to do a project over cereal...

Yeah, I know, it is boring, but I have to make a commercial ad about it. It's going to be written as if it's the first cereal ever in the 1800's.

Do you guys have any ideas on what I should do? I have to have 4 facts about the product, and it must be convincing. It must also be under 2 minutes.


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I was thinking of making it sound interesting in the commercial.

You know, like scream and sound all professional like on those furniture sell-out commercials.
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Refuse to do it, since there was no TV back then in order to produce such a commercial.



+1

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Have little marshmallow pieces shaped like whips, Georgia, and books with a circle around it and a slash through the circle.

You can make a script.
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#15
Corn. Made into crispy flakes. Tasty. Cheap.
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#16
Apparently I'm a racist today because all I can think of is Negr-O's Cereal