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#1
So here it is...

my mum's spent all day cooking some sort of fancy dinner. Seasoned, prepared as though it;s in a restaurant etc. I had no idea what it was until I went downstairs and saw that it was fish. Normally Im fine with that... but my heart dropped when I saw that this fish is completely "intact". The tail is there, infact the whole body is there other than the head.

Not good. I have a massive phobia of fish.

When its unrecognisable ie. a battered fish or tuna flakes etc thats fine. but in thsi state i cant go near it.

So Ive taken it upstairs and Im wondering what to do with it because obviously I feel really bad. I cant even eat the rest of the dinner cause its so close to the fish.

hahaha. I fail. :/


Epic/serious/funny suggestions of what to do with it?
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Last edited by NFFC_1865 at Oct 10, 2008,
#3
Someone call the whaambulance.
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Just tell her, if you aren't honest she might make it again.
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Logic/Rationale =/= Phobia
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Someone call the whaambulance.


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#12
I had salmon for dinner

though now the entire house smells like fish :P
#13
Dispose of the fish responsibly (toilet?) and claim to have eaten it all.
#14
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Just tell her, if you aren't honest she might make it again.


+1

if someone gave me a whole fish i'd probably freak too. luckily my mum's as big a wuss as i am, so i'm ok on that count...
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#15
Cut the meat off of it. Or have your mom do it for you.
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#17
You're in Nottingham, and you're a having a fancy meal?!
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And I dunno, like, flush the fish and eat the rest?
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i love fish. i'll take it.
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#21
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ive never eaten fish in my life.

hopefully i never will.....


Fish is a great food. Full of good nutrients, without the bad fats you'll find in meat. Plus, there's an arseload of variety.
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#22
Walk downstairs with your penis stuck through the fish and wave it at dinner guests.
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#23
....it's dead....cooked...and seasoned to perfection

it's can't hurt you

the tiny bones are like ninjas though, they're always lurking in the savory goodness of the fish.
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Epic/serious/funny suggestions of what to do with it?
If it's a trout, use it to slap the guy who said "whaambulance"
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The last time i had a full fish I pulled its tongue out and stuck a slice of tomato in its mouth. The tongue was scaly
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#28
If your mum spent all day preparing a meal for you how can you just take it away to eat by yourself? The least you could do is sit and eat with her. Going off alone to eat and then coming on here to chat rather then having an actual conversation with a real person is ridiculous.
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ive never eaten fish in my life.

hopefully i never will.....


Seriously?

1, you're missing out on some good stuff.
2, fish is pretty much really good for you. Unless it's that mercury-infested tuna.
3, you're an idiot.
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This is pretty lame. Fish are pretty lame too.

Especially Magikarp.

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#31
While I was in Japan on an exchange trip, one of the elementary school lunches included a bunch of 4 inch fish, deep-fried whole....
They were pretty tasty
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#33
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ive never eaten fish in my life.

hopefully i never will.....


YOU ARE INSANE.
#34
Well, there are really only two logical options.

1. You can acknowledge to yourself that your fear is irrational and force yourself to eat the fish in an attempt to get over your fear and eat what is probably a tasty meal.

or

2. You can take it downstairs and just tell your mother the truth. Simply tell her you have a phobia of fish when they're intact like that.
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If your mum spent all day preparing a meal for you how can you just take it away to eat by yourself? The least you could do is sit and eat with her. Going off alone to eat and then coming on here to chat rather then having an actual conversation with a real person is ridiculous.


Yes youre right.

I should have this conversation about how to dispose of my dinner with the woman that made it.
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#37
You retard, you should not have left her in the first place, has no one got any common decency any more? And the fact that your biggest problem seems to be a fear of a dead fish and being to scared to speak to your mum about it shows you have a pathetic life.
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If it's a trout, use it to slap the guy who said "whaambulance"


lmfao xD that was great.
#39
Wait, shouldn't your mom know you have a phobia of fish, or is this a secret thing you have?
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You retard, you should not have left her in the first place, has no one got any common decency any more? And the fact that your biggest problem seems to be a fear of a dead fish and being to scared to speak to your mum about it shows you have a pathetic life.




And how would you know that's my biggest problem?
You seem to be deciding that for me lol.

The fact youre so angry over this thread says YOU have a pathetic life not me.

And is it so hard for you to comprehend that not everyone has a family that sits down to eat dinner around the table? We dont even have a dinner table ha.

I cant even be bothered to insult you Im just going to show you up and let everyone make their own judgements.


Being scared to talk to her =/= not wanting to hurt my her feelings
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