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#1
So I am currently in my college classroom and all the students are here but the teacher is no where to be found. So what do you say UG should we stay or should we go?? Any epic ideas of things to do while in class? (its an introduction to Mac computers and computer graphics class).
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#2
i had the same thing today. its not that great...
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#4
Fap.
I'm that dude with the fro.
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#6
5 minute rule.

Unwritten, unspoken agreement between all students and teachers.

RMF


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And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
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#7
walk up to the front of the class, and begin to teach
do it.
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#10
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5 minute rule.

Unwritten, unspoken agreement between all students and teachers.



This.
#11
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Be the teacher in her absence and teach them the history of the pit.


No one has ever been more right.
Poop.


Yes, poop.
#12
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Be the teacher in her absence and teach them the history of the pit.


Agreed
#13
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walk up to the front of the class, and begin to teach
do it.


I totally should, this class is epic lulz anyways. I told everyone to watch the powerthirst videos on youtube and surprisingly they listened to me!! This is great xD
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I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it.


-Voltaire



So it is written.
#14
Teach

Teach

teach

teach...
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#15
At our college, it's an official rule that if the teacher doesn't turn up within 10 minutes of the start of a lesson, we can leave.
#16
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That would be hilarious if you got up and taught. Especially if you were a guy.


I am a female .. sorry xD
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I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it.


-Voltaire



So it is written.
#17
If you go there could be trouble, but if you stay... who knows? there could even be double
#18
*guy walks up*
Many of you are wondering why there is no teacher, yes? Well I have planted myself in the crowd, acting as a student, when, in fact, I am your professor for <class>. You have signed up for a class and when it said Mrs., it was correct. I am a female.


Still would be funny with someone randomly walking up
#19
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walk up to the front of the class, and begin to teach
do it.


"ok, due to no teacherness. i'm now going to teach about the studies into suprise secks."
#23
lmao so I definitely just taught everyone about the pit xD Apparently we have like four guitarists that use UG but had never visited the pit.. SAY WHAT?

also- RPGoof I read that allowed and everyone definitely took me serious. This is epic.
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I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it.


-Voltaire



So it is written.
#24
you're a girl ?
show your body to everybody in the room while teaching
you'll get the attention of every men in the room
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Nicely put good sir

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#26
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lmao so I definitely just taught everyone about the pit xD Apparently we have like four guitarists that use UG but had never visited the pit.. SAY WHAT?


#27
My school had the 10 minute rule. No teacher ever got upset about it.
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#28
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you're a girl ?
show your body to everybody in the room while teaching
you'll get the attention of every men in the room


*chuckles* more like hide their eyes.
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Shadowenspirit,
Developmental Tamer.
Shadowenspirit,
Ancient Sandwich Crafter



I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it.


-Voltaire



So it is written.
#29
Quote by bender424
you're a girl ?
show your body to everybody in the room while teaching
you'll get the attention of every men in the room


And get pics or it didn't happen.
#30
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lmao so I definitely just taught everyone about the pit xD Apparently we have like four guitarists that use UG but had never visited the pit.. SAY WHAT?

also- RPGoof I read that allowed and everyone definitely took me serious. This is epic.






Oh they will now. Once you hear of the pit, it's already too late.
#31
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At our college, it's an official rule that if the teacher doesn't turn up within 10 minutes of the start of a lesson, we can leave.


I'm an old timer, it was 15 minutes when I was in college about 17 yr ago.
Guitar & Bass
#32
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*chuckles* more like hide their eyes.

*Checks profile*

I think you know that's a lie.
#33
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*chuckles* more like hide their eyes.

hide their eyes?
you're hot!
#34
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Oh they will now. Once you hear of the pit, it's already too late.



Hooray perhaps we will have a few more members tonight . Also the majority of the class is dismissed now, a couple of people stayed around to see The Pit... I find that to be pretty amusing. I would bail and head back to my dorm too but i'm kinda to lazy to walk all the way back (15 min walk) just easier to stay here for a bit :P
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Shadowenspirit,
Developmental Tamer.
Shadowenspirit,
Ancient Sandwich Crafter



I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it.


-Voltaire



So it is written.
#35
Any lessons where teachers teach you about computers is damn wrong. We know FAR more than them, i ****ing hated when i had lessons like that, stuff that takes them a week to tell you, can be done by you in like an 10 minutes, its damn annoying
#36
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Hooray perhaps we will have a few more members tonight . Also the majority of the class is dismissed now, a couple of people stayed around to see The Pit... I find that to be pretty amusing. I would bail and head back to my dorm too but i'm kinda to lazy to walk all the way back (15 min walk) just easier to stay here for a bit :P



We just ruined peoples lives. Isn't it lovely?
#37
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Oh they will now. Once you hear of the pit, it's already too late.


damn right.

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Hooray perhaps we will have a few more members tonight . Also the majority of the class is dismissed now, a couple of people stayed around to see The Pit... I find that to be pretty amusing. I would bail and head back to my dorm too but i'm kinda to lazy to walk all the way back (15 min walk) just easier to stay here for a bit :P


XD
#38
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We just ruined peoples lives. Isn't it lovely?


The Pit is pretty much as addictive as any drug.
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Shadowenspirit,
Developmental Tamer.
Shadowenspirit,
Ancient Sandwich Crafter



I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it.


-Voltaire



So it is written.
#39
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The Pit is pretty much as addictive as any drug.


And it feels almost as good.
#40
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The Pit is pretty much as addictive as any drug.



I don't know. Some people have quit doing drugs...
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