#3
That is totally fake. /hopes
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So it is written.
#13
Quote by imdeth
I don't know but I just saw some epic boobs.

Me too.


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"Son, always carry a medical glove in your pocket in case you wind up in a bathroom that has no toilet paper, and you get constipated."
#15
lol!
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#16
LMAO he's just standing there with the water gun pointing at the same spot for like the first half of the song.
We're only strays.
#18
he sounds like that too much brud guy
i luf da grammer knotziez

gear: (i wanna fit in)
ibanez tbx150r
phase90
lil big muff pi
weeping demon
esp viper100
boss chorus
other junk
Quote by donkey the wise
Well played Sir sFsKroniK
yay m special
#19
Quote by Skierinanutshel
i dont know if those are boobs are fat rolls..... its a toss up


Nah dude fat rolls don't separate vertically lol.
We're only strays.
#20
Quote by Skierinanutshel
i dont know if those are boobs are fat rolls..... its a toss up

edit: btw, those are indeed huge knockers



its both my friend..its both
i luf da grammer knotziez

gear: (i wanna fit in)
ibanez tbx150r
phase90
lil big muff pi
weeping demon
esp viper100
boss chorus
other junk
Quote by donkey the wise
Well played Sir sFsKroniK
yay m special
#21
what drug hasn't this guy done....

his drug abuse rivals Keef's
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We'll Never Admit As Defeat
#22
that old dude doesn't even have the energy / multi-tasking ability to move his gynormous water gun during the performances...
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#25
Why are there so many fat chicks is what I wanna know.
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Hey y'all!!! Me and my friend were over at her house. I we were wonder what guys think when they see a hot girl at the mall or whatever walk by. (We're both pretty as y'all would say "blonde" sometimes).


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I just look like some homo.
#26
Ozzy can pick shit with the chickens, did you see them titties?!
GHOST BLOWJOB!
WHOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
#27
Quote by Underjoggle
Ozzy can pick shit with the chickens, did you see them titties?!

That was hilarious.

hopes to get sigged...


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"Son, always carry a medical glove in your pocket in case you wind up in a bathroom that has no toilet paper, and you get constipated."
#28
Quote by joshua029
that old dude doesn't even have the energy / multi-tasking ability to move his gynormous water gun during the performances...


I know lol, whoever he's spraying was probably getting pissed off.
We're only strays.
#29
I think he fell off the wagon again.
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#30
The real question is why would I want to meet girls in Reading when I live in Birmingham?
Quote by Karvid
You win this thread. And UG. I haven't actually lol'd at a post in a really long time. Thanks for changing that. I expect a sig


He expected this.

Something you definitely need to know
#31
Jesus.

Christ.

I know Ozzy can have some seriously off days, but that was exceedingly bad.
Ego inflating praise here:
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That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

's UG
#32
poor ozzy "ugh.. god, i dont care if im drunk! im-a.. im-a.. y'know.. go on da stage.. and.. hits em with a water gun.. *bleargh*... (sings ina monotone and squirts that water gun!)that was sad =(
#33
wow...
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Your gayer than me, and thats pretty gay.
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If there's blood on the field, play ball.
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#36
Its not real!

Wait a minute, do I hear.....pinch harmonics?

Oh my god! it's Zakk Wylde!

SH*T!
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How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


Quote by JDawg
Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
#37
He was good at the begining of the tour but every one needs to hang it up and i cry as i say this but he's coming close. Also I hate hearing Zakk kill Randy's music.
RIP Randy Rhoads
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#38
I think he went off the rails


On a crazy train
Quote by Kumanji
How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


Quote by JDawg
Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.