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#1
Like the title, what is the stupidest thing that you've ever said out-loud?

Once in math, I yelled "METAALLLL GEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!" In the middle of class. I got a 3 day detention.
#2
I was looking at a friend of mines baby that was just born and I said "He's younger than me"
#3
I shouted to some short kid "yeah go eat some food" as an insult.. needless to say, i was embarrased.. and yeah i'm short too.
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#5
I once told the best friend of my girlfriend that I imagined it was her whenever I had sex.
#7
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I once told the best friend of my girlfriend that I imagined it was her whenever I had sex.

XD Bet your girlfriend was pissed...
#8
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XD Bet your girlfriend was pissed...
She put up with a lot worse before I got bored of her.
#10
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I once told the best friend of my girlfriend that I imagined it was her whenever I had sex.

should add that to that thing about reasons not to date a trex
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#13
i guess mine is almost the same as TS but back in 2nd grade i started humming the theme to mortal kombat really loudly then yelled out MORTAL KOMBAT !!!! then me and my friend started fighting.
Send me off to bed forevermore.
#16
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#17
I cant remember what the hell my english teacher was reading out, but me and this guy behind me just shouted out " HEADSHOT!" ala call of duty 4...it was in an eastern european accent too....well yeah, that was pretty stupid.

We both got told off...bloody teachers
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#18
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I cant remember what the hell my english teacher was reading out, but me and this guy behind me just shouted out " HEADSHOT!" ala call of duty 4...it was in an eastern european accent too....well yeah, that was pretty stupid.

We both got told off...bloody teachers



after I played that game I always kept saying

"Charlie six, wha's your staytus, ova!"
#20
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I was looking at a friend of mines baby that was just born and I said "He's younger than me"


#21
It wasnt me, but some chick describing a guy to her friend: "Remember the guy who tried to have sex with me?" Then my teacher who had been working on her computer laughed and said: Too much info. Everyone lol'd.
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#22
'So my friends and I had a group jerk...' in the Pit. Never again.
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#23
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"LEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS" Followed by a complete silence.


lol i did that too...just yesterday actually...in the middle of a math midterm
#24
It has to be one of two things i did. In the middle of an exam (internal luckily) i shouted out "IM THE WINNER!," oddly enough in an eastern european accent. Alternatively, there was the time i was sitting in class, and shouted out (By accident, i hadn't meant to say it out loud at all) "I've been shat on!"
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#25
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after I played that game I always kept saying

"Charlie six, wha's your staytus, ova!"



haha, yeah...went i first went online with it...all i kept saying was "Achhh, where did he come from...patience laddie, wait for a clear shot"

Went down like a bucket of cold sick with everyone
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#26
I once yelled "I EJACULATE HEMOGLOBIN!!" in the middle of sixth period. Then I translated it for themas "I cum blood" lololl. I got alot of weird looks.
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#27
Me and friend were making a story about how this really short kid was a possible paedo target and I remember my friend saying something like "help I'm getting raped!" quite loud in Science class
#28
I cracked my head on a shelf at work behind the bar and actually yelled out

ARGHH NIG*ER TITS!!!
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#30
I punched my friend out of a desk and yelled "FATALITY."

Best. Study hall. Evar.

Or like the time I yelled out "WHY DOES IT BURN WHEN I PEEEEEEEE????"

Best. Library time. Evar.
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#31
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I cracked my head on a shelf at work behind the bar and actually yelled out

ARGHH NIG*ER TITS!!!

SIGGED MOTHER ****ER!!
#32
I said something to this girl about this guy being annoying cause he had a gay stereotype personally only to find out that it was her brother. =/


Yea that was awkward.
#33
In my spanish class the teacher was talking about spanish food and how she liked it and I said to my friend "This is why she's so fat". Everyone in the class heard it, but the teacher laughed.

One day I was at the computer lab and I said to my friend "The math teacher is gay". Yes, he was right behind me.
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#34
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In my spanish class the teacher was talking about spanish food and how she liked it and I said to my friend "This is why she's so fat". Everyone in the class heard it, but the teacher laughed.

One day I was at the computer lab and I said to my friend "The math teacher is gay". Yes, he was right behind me.

I lol'd at #2
#35
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I punched my friend out of a desk and yelled "FATALITY."

Best. Study hall. Evar.

Or like the time I yelled out "WHY DOES IT BURN WHEN I PEEEEEEEE????"

Best. Library time. Evar.

SIGGED!
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
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CAREFUL NOW


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#36
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i guess mine is almost the same as TS but back in 2nd grade i started humming the theme to mortal kombat really loudly then yelled out MORTAL KOMBAT !!!! then me and my friend started fighting.


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#37
either the time i yelled "F*CK OFF" really, really loud during a pep rally when it ws really quite because my friend kept hitting me; i got detention for a week; or the time when we were going over the reproductive system in science, and my teacher said something about penetration of the vag and i said "pictures?" really loud...
#38
said to my female manager when i was drunk that we called this fat chick that i just banged Kit Kat. Because you need four fingers.
#39
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I've been Sigged?????

*dies*

Siggality. Zolom wins.
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#40
OH SHEET! I just found one of my old posts thats been sigged....
SIGGALITY! DespisedIcon wins!
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
and
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