I just took a dump that damn near ripped my ass. I never want to poop again.

It hurt so ****ing bad...

Just thought I'd share. Anyone else ever experience this?
No just you. You're the best. Yay!
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And did that sh*t land in the Pit as this thread?

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nice discovery, sir.

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I hate when it's all wet and like, not chunky, and it stings your asshole because of the stomach acids. I hate that the most.
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Shut up and eat more fibrous foods.

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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
I hate the ones that come out sideways.
I'm that dude with the fro.
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