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#1
I have a creepy UPS guy that knocks on the door and is like, "can I see your guitars" about once a week.

It's bad enough he actually watches me open every box and gives commentary on what I buy but now he stops by on his lunch break.

I tried to call UPS but they don't have a phone number.

When I drove UPS in college they tracked us with computers in the truck. This guy is a maniac.
#2
contrary to popular belief UPS in fact does have a phone number. stop being so lazy and find it
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#3
Rape him and take pics, but then photoshop the pictures so that your faces are reversed. They'll never know!
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#5
Get him to say, "I've got a big package for you"


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#7
Sounds like The Cable Guy lol. Whatever you do, don't befriend him!!

But actually, to be serious, maybe you should show him your guitars and be nice to him. He may actually be a cool guy that's just a bit too overbearing.
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#10
In a way it's good because if something was broken he would see it. It's also bad because I don;t answer the door anymore and he'll leave a ticket so he can come back.
#11
Wait, how often do you have stuff shipped to you? Why can't you just use Fedex?
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#12
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#13
I wouldn't show him your guitars. There are only two outcomes there: 1. He can totally shred like a mofo and will make you want to die, or 2: He will pick up your most prized ax and attempt playing "Sweet Child O' Mine," "Stairway to Heaven," the intro to "Enter Sandman" or some other song from the limited library of the modern day guitar wanna-be, thus also making you want to die.

If you can't get a hold of UPS to get rid of him, you could always lock your doors and pretend you're not home, or try to intercept packages ahead of time right at the UPS office before they go out on route (if you know ahead of time they are coming).
#14
Go to the video store and buy your porn there, lazy bastard.
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#15
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Go to the video store and buy your porn there, lazy bastard.

Download it you stupid bastard.
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#16
The old UPS guy used to leave stuff. This guy refuses if it's a guitar shaped box.
He will leave a ticket regardless of if he is suppoed to or not.
I try to use FedEx but when you buy something on ebay you can't always choose. I get boxes about one or two times a week.
#17
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Download it you stupid bastard.

But my computer will get E-AIDS.
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#18
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give him weed


Yeah Gimme Weed... and Just show me the f*cking guitars
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#19
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But my computer will get E-AIDS.

Just keep your fingers off the keyboard and you'll be alright.
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#20
why dont you just tell the guy your uncomfortable with him always wanting to look at your guitars and spend his lunch breaks bugging you. hes there for droping off boxes and nothing else.
#22
Oh and btw 1-800-PICK-UPS
It's not like they are fucking hiding it from you.
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#23
Just show him your guitars and be nice to him.
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#24
that UPS number wont let you talk to the boss only teleoperators in India.

I am sick of being nice to this guy. He's creepy
#25
then ****ing deal with it. Don't come complaining to us and not take any of the ideas.
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#26
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that UPS number wont let you talk to the boss only teleoperators in India.

I am sick of being nice to this guy. He's creepy

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#27
Sounds like the coolest ups guy ever. Mine just throws my stuff over the gate and drives off.

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#28
When the UPS guy delivered my tubes he said, "Do you know you can get tubes from Home Depot?".

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#29
this idiot is like wow thats a nice axe bro. he also says, "can i try it" or we should jam sometime. that is when he's not saying why did you buy a gibson when agile is betteR?
#30
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Wait, how often do you have stuff shipped to you? Why can't you just use Fedex?


Have you seen his studio?
looks like he gets a shipment daily LOL


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UPS breaks everything anyways...go with Fedex or something...

as for reporting him, try getting a hold of someone though their website...theres always someone on a customer service line...you just have to figure out what buttons to push most of the time...
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#32
Geeze just be nice and show in the guitars.


Ask him if he plays guitar and if so, JAM WITH HIM!
#33
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this idiot is like wow thats a nice axe bro. he also says, "can i try it" or we should jam sometime. that is when he's not saying why did you buy a gibson when agile is betteR?


Wow. WHAT a douchebag. I hate it when people compliment my shit, too. It's like "dude, really? You really just went there with me? I have horrible things, and stop trying to be my friend."

Hey, here's an idea; stop being such a fucking prick. I know enough about UPS to know that, contrary to what you seem to think, it's not against corporate policy for their employers to speak, and even TRYING to cost someone their job in this economy is just pathetic of you. Maybe you could grow a pair and let him know you don't want to hang out. You can't go behind his back and cry to his employer just because you're too much of a puss to say "nah, dude, I don't think we're gonna jam right now."
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#35
i worked for UPS when I was in college so i know a little bit about how they work. heck, i was joe perry's ups man (145 webster street hanover, ma) and i didn't bother anyone with my stupid questions (aside from writing poison rocks on all joe's boxes).

the guy is a bother. i don't like having to show my new purchase to some idiot or have him knocking on my door to eat a sandwich with me when im trying to work.

i get stuff ups about every week or so. i buy a lot of stuff and my wife shops online as well.

i dont mind the guy complimenting me but when he's like you should have bought a ... it pisses me off. i don't need some idiot telling me im wasting my money
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#36
hes just being nice, unless you wake up and your ass hurts, then somethign is wrong
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#37
i think he deserves to go back to working the belt. ups pays him to deliver boxes not to provide commentary on my purchases
#38
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i worked for UPS when I was in college so i know a little bit about how they work. heck, i was joe perry's ups man (145 webster street hanover, ma) and i didn't bother anyone with my stupid questions (aside from writing poison rocks on all joe's boxes).

the guy is a bother. i don't like having to show my new purchase to some idiot or have him knocking on my door to eat a sandwich with me when im trying to work.

i get stuff ups about every week or so. i buy a lot of stuff and my wife shops online as well.

i dont mind the guy complimenting me but when he's like you should have bought a ... it pisses me off. i don't need some idiot telling me im wasting my money


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#40
yes i did it to piss off joe perry. eventually his tech - a guy named jim survis - called me on it and he thought it was funny.
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