#1
that i just want to fool around with her.... i mean we are both really attracted to each other physically, almost in a sexual manner....and i know she most probably would be willing to fool around with me too but i just dont really know how to go about with it.. so any tips? thanks
#3
Spread out your magnificent plumage and puff out your neck feathers, that should impress her. If not, a few shrill mating calls will let your intentions be known to her.
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#6
my penis would like to have a chat with your vagina
sex, drugs, and rock and roll have turned into aids, needles, and techno..
#7
ask her, "Have you ever heard of the term......**** buddy ?"
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#9
haha omg that totally surprised me. lol man i thought you were gonna ask how to tell her you love her. i was like man how nice and now you just want to F*** her nvm.
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#10
Get her drunk (presuming you're above the age of consent and it's legal for both of you to drink)
#11
ask if shill willy ur wally
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#12
Fap.
Rape.
I cum blood.
Etc etc.
Seriously though, just keep going farther and farther (not into the relationship, i mean into her pants). Keep fooling around, and eventually, you'll get to the point where she's on top of you (or vice-versa) when you're wrestling or something, and then *bam!*, laid.
I'm that dude with the fro.
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#13
You: "HEY, I WANT TO RAPE YOU!"
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#14
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and then *bam!*, laid.


yea, stick it in her, slap her titties around then pee.
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The other day my girlfriend called me a pedophile.


I said, "Damn, that's a big-ass word for an 8 year-old."
#15
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haha omg that totally surprised me. lol man i thought you were gonna ask how to tell her you love her. i was like man how nice and now you just want to F*** her nvm.


hahahahahah

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#16
rape her
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#17
play her a song,like closer by nine inch nails,worked for me lol
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#18
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rape her

Your avatar amuses my eyeballs.
I'm that dude with the fro.
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#20
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hahahahahah

You haven't lost faith in the Pit yet?


nope but i probably should haha with all this obsession i hear about cumming blood and stuff. lol
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#21
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ask her, "Have you ever heard of the term......**** buddy ?"


Yes...

Yes.

Yes!

Do it! Yes!
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why worry about that? They'd surrender immediatly.
#22
Buddy, to get into the house you got to pay the price. What I mean is, you're gonna have to probably make like you care about her for a bit before you get to do the nasty.
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