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#1
Today in science this really tall and fat mexican dude came up to me and said, "Hey I got a question.." and this is loosely translated btw it was extremely difficult to understand what he was saying since he slurred everything anyway.. "Are you gay or some shit?" and I answered no.. and this is where things got bad. he started blasting this rap music with some girl singing I asked, "That music you are listening to.. are you gay?" and he went ****in balistic and started swearing at me, the teacher grabbed him and took him outside and that's when i thought it was over.

his friend came up to me later in the day and said that crazy tall and fat dude is going to jump me with his friends. So UG am I ****ed or what?
#5
I am sure you will be ok, I mean you are Hella_Br00tal.

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#9
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I am sure you will be ok, I mean you are Hella_Br00tal.


Dave, I've been living a lie. I'm not actually hella br00tal.
#10
Sorry but I lol'ed. I think you should deport yourself, its the only way.
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#12
**** slap him, its the only way. but really.if he fights you fight him back.
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#13
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Dave, I've been living a lie. I'm not actually hella br00tal.


I know how you feel, I am not Dave.

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#14
Fat Mexican Dude + His "Friends = You're F*cked
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#15
Disguise a bear trap as a taco, with a trail of quesadillas leading to it.
I'm that dude with the fro.
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#16
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**** slap him, its the only way. but really.if he fights you fight him back.


Well, with his friends I'm ****ed x10, but with him even.. he's huge! he's really fat and tall 6'4 compared to me I'm only 5'8..
#17
The only way to solve this problem is to go get wasted and have sex with the next person you see.
#19
Carry a Twinkie in your pocket, and when you see him coming after you throw it down the hall and run the other way.
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#20
Kick him in the knee as hard as possible. If he falls you will defeat him.

EDIT: If he has his friends with him you must do a 360 spin kick on all their knees.

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#21
what grade are you in?
just work out if your really scrawny then tell the school about it and send his ass back home
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#23
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what grade are you in?
just work out if your really scrawny then tell the school about it and send his ass back home


I'm a JR so is he. I'll tell the school about it on monday ;p and i'm pretty scrawny so i'll work out
#24
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going to jump me with his friends. So UG am I ****ed or what?


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#25
Quote by LedDaveZeppelin
Kick him in the knee as hard as possible. If he falls you will defeat him.

EDIT: If he has his friends with him you must do a 360 spin kick on all their knees.

Here's how said interaction would go.
You: *kick*
Him: *pwn*
I'm that dude with the fro.
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#26
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shit out of luck
now im complete and my **** you will suck
#27
masturbate in the middle of a class. he won't kill a guy who's fapping
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#28
That's easy, here's what you do:

Have your mates stack up at the door, toss a flashbang through and rush at him. What you do next is up to you:
A) Use your suppressed mp5 and put a doubletap into his face
B) Pull out your combat knife and stab him once in the neck, once in the kidney and last up into his diaphragm / lungs.

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#29
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That's easy, here's what you do:

Have your mates stack up at the door, toss a flashbang through and rush at him. What you do next is up to you:
A) Use your suppressed mp5 and put a doubletap into his face
B) Pull out your combat knife and stab him once in the neck, once in the kidney and last up into his diaphragm / lungs.

... you are part of the SAS right?


Hahahahaha, you my friend are a genius!
#30
ask for his green card.
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#31
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shit out of luck
now im complete and my **** you will suck


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#35
First, there's one important question that need to be answered:

Hey Hella_Br00tal, what's the scouter say about his power level?
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#36
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Stop being a such a faggot and suck his dick.

This.

This.

This.
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#37
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First, there's one important question that need to be answered:

Hey Hella_Br00tal, what's the scouter say about his power level?

ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#38
Offer him sexual favors.

Glad to be of assistance.
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#40
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That never gets old for me.

hehehe


Another suggestion, offer him work for a low, but steady wage.


He's sure to peacefully submit to your will.
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