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#1
so i just got home from hanging out with my friends, and i decide to get on vampirefreaks(yes, i have an account there, doesn't matter to me if you think it's stupid)...and this completely random guy starts commenting me...because i have short hair and i listen to metal...i suppose his goal is to piss me off but it's not really working at all...here's the conversation...what do you think?

him: It is a scientifically proven fact that everyone with short hair is anally raped every day. Twice a day if the short hair claims to be a "metalhead". Why don't you stop being a PUSSYBOY and grow your hair out, faggot?

me: thats cool that you feel that way, but considering i don't even know you, nor will i ever see you, your comment does nothing to me except make me laugh at how pitiful people like yourself are

him: Yep. That's the way it is. You are the pitiful one going through life being a huge FAGGOT.

me: actually, i'm straight, i'm not the one commenting other guys about their hair or how they chose to have it

him: Choosing to have short hair makes you stupid, a loser, and a disgrace.

me: your entitled to your own opinion, i could care less what you think of me, but i would like to know why you choose to consider me a fag because of my hair


him: It is obviously an effect of your underlying faggot disease.

me: haha, you must be a very bored person to spend a friday night sitting at home in your mother's basement looking for random guys on vf to call fags because of their hair.

him: I'm only even here because my ehd is broken and I can't watch pirated episodes of Star Trek The Next Generation and our Dungeon Master is down with the flu, so **** YOU!!!

me: wow, it kinda sounds like you need a life outside of games and computers, try talking to girls sometime? maybe getting laid? wait, i wouldn't know anything about that since i'm a fag because of hair...i seriously hope your just joking...if not, you really are a pitiful individual
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I'll update it with more of the conversation as he continues to reply

tl;dr: guy thinks i'm gay because i have short hair...your opinion?
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#2
He was probably trolling man. Stop feeding him.
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#3
I'm a long haired metalhead but I ****ing hate people like that in general. You should've ignored him after the first comment.

him: I'm only even here because my ehd is broken and I can't watch pirated episodes of Star Trek The Next Generation and our Dungeon Master is down with the flu, so **** YOU!!!

#5
haha if he is, i don't really care, i'm having fun since his only reply seems to be "you have short hair and like metal so your a fag"

edit: i'm not looking for a well done either, just wondering what the people on here think of individuals like himself, i love how people like him can be condescending since they have long hair and listen to metal
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#6
Wow, I have never heard of hairism. He sounds like an idiot, so just ignore him.
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You got troll'd. Hard.

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Meh, he sounds like a dork to me.
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No, he is right. You are most definately a fag for having short hair and liking metal at the same time.
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No, he is right. You are most definately a fag for having short hair and liking metal at the same time.


lmao exactly, because hair definately determines what kind of music a person should like
but he has a right to determine that since he has long hair...haha
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lmao exactly, because hair definately determines what kind of music a person should like
but he has a right to determine that since he has long hair...haha

I just laughed out loud at the first quote in your siggy! xD
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#19
i can't remember where i read that post(the first quote in my sig), but i'd never laughed so hard at a comment made on ug
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#20
I got a weird look from a metalhead at the CD shop yesterday. I was wearing a long sleeved white shirt with a Hawiian-ish shirt underneath and I bought a Pantera CD, and he looked at me like I was disabled

That guy's a dick, ignore him. I prefer short hair to really long hair.

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obvious troll is obvious
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Phil Anselmo has short hair...
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#25
after like his 4th commet were he said, short hair makes a loser, fag and all that shiit. you should of said

You:Bitch, have you ever heard of slayer? the creators of ****ing thrash metal? kerry king has to be 1 of the biggest metalhead i have ever seen AND HES F*KING BALD."

that would of shut his ass up
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after like his 4th commet were he said, short hair makes a loser, fag and all that shiit. you should of said

You:Bitch, have you ever heard of slayer? the creators of ****ing thrash metal? kerry king has to be 1 of the biggest metalhead i have ever seen AND HES F*KING BALD."

that would of shut his ass up


...epic win

edit: guy below: yes, i realize that now, i should give up in life shouldn't i?
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#27
He's right you know.
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#29
Ignore the fag.
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after like his 4th commet were he said, short hair makes a loser, fag and all that shiit. you should of said

You:Bitch, have you ever heard of slayer? the creators of ****ing thrash metal? kerry king has to be 1 of the biggest metalhead i have ever seen AND HES F*KING BALD."

that would of shut his ass up
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#31
Zero-hartman.....just don't wear a hawaiian t-shirt and you'll be fine kk?


btw, just kidding wit yu

hawaiian shirts r kinky-ass
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Damn right, I bet Phil and Dimebag love a good Hawaiian shirt.

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#33
wow.

i say u pwnt him

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#34
isnt the singer of necrophagist short haird
and phil of pantera
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#36
I don't do that.

I have long hair, but I don't go out of my way to say "DURR U HAS LONG HAIR SO U CANT LISTEN TO METAL LOLOL". That's ****ing dumb, to put it simply. Although, the only time I trash on people for having short hair is when they attempt to make fun of my long hair. It never works as I use A) History and B) Logic to shoot them down.

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I don't do that.

I have long hair, but I don't go out of my way to say "DURR U HAS LONG HAIR SO U CANT LISTEN TO METAL LOLOL". That's ****ing dumb, to put it simply. Although, the only time I trash on people for having short hair is when they attempt to make fun of my long hair. It never works as I use A) History and B) Logic to shoot them down.

History to deny the hateful comments of long hair? You, sir, have piqued my curiosity.

Your long hair is ****ing gay. Go get a haircut, fag.

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#38
Should've just said LOL and ended conversation. That pisses them off to no end.
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Should've just said LOL and ended conversation. That pisses them off to no end.

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#40
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This is Meshuggah, theyre about as metal as you can get. And they all have long hair except for their singer, who is bald, which is equally, if not more badass than long hair.
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