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#1
Just wanted to tell the pit about something funny that happened to school on friday.

During Physics, my awesome teacher was going over electricity and what EMF was. So my friend asks what EMF stood for. Teach goes "an Emo Masturbating Furiously". Lulz were had.

Then I said, "He must be cum blood"
Lulz were had.

So pit, any UG jokes that you've used in real life?
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I asked my doctor if he thought I should rub icy hot on it when he told me I broke part of my skull in a car accident.
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#9
At the UG London meet every meme was used at least once during the day. We even Rick Rolled the tube lines!
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#10
I was using the German word Uber a few years before it became a meme, but I still use it, if it counts. It used to just be a normal word, now it means your a gamer or something.
All my compulsive gaming aside.
#12
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You might want to tell the authorities about this so called "teacher".

And why would he do that?
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#13
Quote by Josh Shiells
I was using the German word Uber a few years before it became a meme, but I still use it, if it counts. It used to just be a normal word, now it means your a gamer or something.
All my compulsive gaming aside.


Since when does it mean gamer? I used to use it until everyone else started.
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#14
Not so much a meme. But I went to college with this annoying asshole who used to actually say "lol", not "laugh out loud", but the word "lol". It pissed me off so much I wanted to slap him.
#15
Here's one, although the meme is not exclusive to UG:


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Sometimes I make people spurt:
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#16
i tend to say 'lol wut' or 'pear!!! why have youforsaken us' or nything pear related alot. then wander why no-one gets it.
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#19
that's not a very funny story.
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#20
Quote by maggot9779
Not so much a meme. But I went to college with this annoying asshole who used to actually say "lol", not "laugh out loud", but the word "lol". It pissed me off so much I wanted to slap him.

I have people in my school who do that. The also say "ROFL" (pronouncing it "Roffle"), "GTFO" and "WTF".

I have slapped them, but they haven't stopped. I don't think they realise how incredibley retarded it seems or how retarded I seem by being associated with them.

Also:

WTF? Masturbation jokes? Can we do those on the pit?
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For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#21
Quote by HighPotency
I answer every question i get asked in school with

"rape" "fap" "fape" and the like

>_>

<_<

In biology we once did have a question that involved "rape" in the answer.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#22
I do the rape jokes.
I say "fail" and "win".
I have actually said "RUSSEL! WHAT THE ****!?" to a guy called Russel.
I've used IcyHot before (Someone asked what to use as a lubricant)
And several other stuff like that.
#24
Quote by goth clash
At the UG London meet every meme was used at least once during the day. We even Rick Rolled the tube lines!


Yes. This is true. A truly embarrassing time...
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#25
I use faceplam all the time. I have a red forehad because of it There is som amny stupid people around me!
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#26
ITT: 4chan memes.

But sometimes I leave out verbs... eg, I accidentally the whole bottle, is this bad?
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#27
Quote by goth clash
At the UG London meet every meme was used at least once during the day. We even Rick Rolled the tube lines!

This is why I don't want to go to the Manc UG meet.
#28
Quote by joeymaxx
This is why I don't want to go to the Manc UG meet.

And also why I wasn't invited.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#29
you people know none of these came from UG right?

apart from the russell one
pink floyd are better than you
#30
I Rickrolled my school.
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he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#32
Quote by Tom_hatton
I facepalm people and sometimes say win/fail.

My friend call everything an epic win or an epic fail.

Long story short, children are not an option for him anymore.
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#33
I say fail quite often, also fap cause all my friends get it so it's funny when we talk to someone who has no idea what were talking about.

Girl: I'm so stressed out from school, too much work.
Friend: Just relieve the stress somehow
Me: Fap.

Me and friend:
Her:
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#34
Quote by dethskar0
Since when does it mean gamer? I used to use it until everyone else started.


Uber Micro...

Uber Gamer...

It has gaming connotations, but it doesn't specifically mean "gamer".
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#35
Quote by CTFOD
My friend call everything an epic win or an epic fail.

Long story short, children are not an option for him anymore.

Haha, I never say the 'epic' part. People throw it around without even knowing what it means, it's so annoying.
#36
I continuously use 'fail' and I physically head-desk quite often.
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#37
If anyone fails at something I continuously chant "urdoinitwrong!!"
I use win/fail
If anyone has a story I respond with "pics or didn't happen"

Not so much memes but things I've picked up from the pit
#38
Quote by XianXiuHong
I tell people to do a barrel roll and I asked my teacher if cells could divide by zero in science.


gud one
#39
Quote by goth clash
At the UG London meet every meme was used at least once during the day. We even Rick Rolled the tube lines!


You show them, man. YEAH!
#40
I use a lot of internet memes in real life (eg; Mudkipz, lol wut, Shoop Da Whoop, Over 9000!!, etc.) since quite a few of my friends actually know what they are.
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Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

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I saw a penis.

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