#1
Or maybe it is just a UG/PIT theme. But there have been numerous thread sin which someone has stated that they know people who have had anal sex, and upon pulling out, a compacted amount of fecal matter which has been pressurized manages to either a) coat the wall or nearest object or b) coat the chest of the male giving the anal.

Somehow, I think this is physically impossible.
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#3
You could be reading a book and learning about quantum physics or pondering the meaning of life.

Instead, you're in The Pit asking about veritable anal explosions...
#4
i have similar stories from friends
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#6
I don't think so. If you're packing the fudge you're not creating a vacuum in their ass, and the muscle will be relaxed from the stretching.
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#7
Well I'm never going to give anal so that's something less to worry about
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Hasn't happened to me in the past.
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#12
Never heard of explosive diarrhea?
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But during?!

You don't think stimulatig the prostate would lead to this becoming an even bigger problem?
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You could be reading a book and learning about quantum physics or pondering the meaning of life.

Instead, you're in The Pit asking about veritable anal explosions...


You could be doing the same, but you reply in regards to a question of anal explosions.

Logically, I don't think it is possible.
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#16
Apologies, I don't know who it was, nor how it went exactly BUT to share the views of someone (and me) from a while back:

God made a nice warm hole for you to put your manhood in with little or no consequences, so why even try the back door when the front door is open?

Your situation sounds plausable, I suppose.
#17
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You could be doing the same, but you reply in regards to a question of anal explosions.

Logically, I don't think it is possible.



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#18
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Apologies, I don't know who it was, nor how it went exactly BUT to share the views of someone (and me) from a while back:

God made a nice warm hole for you to put your manhood in with little or no consequences, so why even try the back door when the front door is open?

Your situation sounds plausable, I suppose.


Thank you for your little anecdote, but it doesn't really shed light on the question.

As to answer why even try? Its human nature, if there is something to be tried/exploited humans will do so.
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#19
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Thank you for your little anecdote, but it doesn't really shed light on the question.

As to answer why even try? Its human nature, if there is something to be tried/exploited humans will do so.

If that is your mind set, I'd like you to step into my office.

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Thank you for your little anecdote, but it doesn't really shed light on the question.

As to answer why even try? Its human nature, if there is something to be tried/exploited humans will do so.


i'm sure every post other than mine shed's light on the question right?

anyway, apologies for not partaking in such a practice and not having a first (or even second) hand account of what you're describing.
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#23
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I saw that happen in the out-takes of a porn movie once.


And was it a rapid stream?
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And was it a rapid stream?




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#25
thats why people generally take a shit and clean or have an enema before taking it up the ass...
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#28
Seen porn?

That doesn't happen, so don't worry.
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Seen porn?

That doesn't happen, so don't worry.

Come to think of it, I've never seen a woman get pregnant in porn, either.

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#30
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Come to think of it, I've never seen a woman get pregnant in porn, either.

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The point is that unless they have explosive diarrhea(sp?) you don't need to worry. Theoretically it doesn't make sense that compacting shit in someones asshole then withdrawing your dick would suddenly cause said shit to fly out. In fact, it would perhaps make them slightly constipated, compact shit is obviously less likely to come out.

If they need a shit or have diarrhea then you are in bad water of course, but you don't have to worry about a spontaneous excrement orientated explosion just coz you are partaking in some uphill gardening.
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#32
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You could be reading a book and learning about quantum physics or pondering the meaning of life.

Instead, you're in The Pit asking about veritable anal explosions...


Sorry I didn't ask before. But what are you doing with your life?
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#33
well if she didn't poop before...
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#34
You've been reading too much Tucker Max.

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The point is that unless they have explosive diarrhea(sp?) you don't need to worry. Theoretically it doesn't make sense that compacting shit in someones asshole then withdrawing your dick would suddenly cause said shit to fly out. In fact, it would perhaps make them slightly constipated, compact shit is obviously less likely to come out.


What if you pack a lot of air in there during? If she forces when you pull out, it could be like a pneumatic cannon.
#37
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You don't think stimulatig the prostate would lead to this becoming an even bigger problem?

Do girls have those?
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#38
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Do girls have those?


No, girls don't have prostates. If they did, there would be fund raisers all over the place to find a cure for it.
#39
appernlty from what my mate said "his mate was doing his gf up the bum on his mates new white leather sofa" see where this is going..."he pulled it out she shat all over it like alllll over it n then they blamed the dog"
Im quite proud of that LOL

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#40
I'm still finding it hard to see it happen though. All I can envision is a rapid, brown stream that would take a coat of paint off a car erupting out of a girls anus.
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