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#1
Allright, so im turnin 14 soon and have no idea of what I want to do for my birthday. My parents don't want anyone sleeping over(for reasons unknown) and I don't want to just go out for pizza and a movie. I would just like to see what you guys could possibly come up with.

PLEASE BE SERIOUS!!!
#2
You could go through puberty.
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#3
Well, my 14th birthday ensued running around like mutha****a's with my friends. Happy birthday man.


EDIT: Woa, nice avatar. XD
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#6
Sex and Cocaine party?

Wait, how about you guys count each other pubes, who ever gets the most would win the 7 minutes in heaven in the closet with Pedobear!
#7
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#9
14... Oh boy.... Its down hill from here.
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#10
Grow up? Circle Jerk?
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#13
have some friends come over with presents, get a clown, have your mom buy a cake with icing saying "happy birthday crazymonkey05!", a pinata, and lots of balloons and kazoos. oh and goody bags, cant forget goody bags
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#15
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You could go through puberty.


werent you the kid who was worried about getting pubes up your anus.

get a grip
#16
pin the tail on the donkey! have a party and play that game, isnt that what 14 year olds do?
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#17
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have some friends come over with presents, get a clown, have your mom buy a cake with icing saying "happy birthday crazymonkey05!", a pinata, and lots of balloons and kazoos. oh and goody bags, cant forget goody bags

The "happy birthday crazymonkey05!" part made me spit cereal all over my keyboard.

Crunchy Nut to be precise...

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werent you the kid who was worried about getting pubes up your anus.

get a grip


Er, No, that was not me.
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maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#20
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werent you the kid who was worried about getting pubes up your anus.

get a grip

umm, CTFOD?
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#21
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#22
Buy a big bag of reefer and introduce yourself to the Stratosphere.
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#23
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Sex and Cocaine party?

Wait, how about you guys count each other pubes, who ever gets the most would win the 7 minutes in heaven in the closet with Pedobear!
I think I'm having a flashback
#26
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The "happy birthday crazymonkey05!" part made me spit cereal all over my keyboard.

Crunchy Nut to be precise...


Er, NO, that was not me.


someones tellin porkie pies :s
#27
theres not much you can do at 14...
spose you could find mate to buy you booze and get wasted in a field on cheap cider.
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#28
maybe your folks think your gay and don't want any back door action in the house. ask them if some of the girls can sleep over. if they say yes then you know you have problems.
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Seconded.


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#33
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someones tellin porkie pies :s

I'm really not.
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maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#34
Alcohol, enter a party uninvited, have a drunken chat with a nice little girl, have drunken sex with a nice little girl.
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#35
I was at sleepaway camp for my 14th birthday way back when.
Nobody had a clue it was my birthday.
I'm that dude with the fro.
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#38
I find it funny how people are acting like thier 20 right now
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#39
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Fop to your hearts content


Whats fop?


no ones going to take you seriously, cause your under 16. Thats how we role im afraid.

Have a partay

and invite us
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#40
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Turn 15 - it'll confuse everyone.



Better yet, refuse to turn 14 like one of those middled-aged women who desperately want to believe that they are still 28.
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maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
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