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So my buddy and i were walking down the street, in the middle of the city. Keep in mind there are no trees around for probably 3 miles. Anyway, my friend says "what the hell was that" and points to a car. I'm like "that's a honda civic" but then this big ole woodchuck pokes his head out from underneath the car.

So I had my camera, cause I was taking pictures for photo class, and I wanted a picture of the woodchuck. I tried to get close, I had to cause I was using a wide angle lens. The woodchuck retreated further underneath the car.

"Hey Duke," I say to my friend, "go around the other side of the car and scare him this way a little bit." So he does, and the woodchuck sticks his head out from under my side of the car.

Now, I'm lying on the ground, so I can see under the car better. So when the woodchuck starts running at me right after I snap the pic, it's kind of hard for me to get away. He scratches me a couple of times on the arm, and then runs down the alley.

I would post the pic, but i haven't processed the film yet, and I prefer to make prints at school so maybe I'll post it in a while.

I only wish I could have got the photo of the woodchuck actually running at me rather than just sitting under the car.

Anyway yeah. I just wanted to share that.
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PRS SE Singlecut, blue with stoptail (my baby)
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even more cheapo Fender steel string acoustic
#2
It's really creepy to take pictures of someone without asking them first.
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#9
anyone who can fight off a woodchuck and live to tell the tale is an instant BAMF in my book.

Well done my friend, well done.
#10
Quote by SenorSmiley
go get a tetnis shot - seriously bro.



Is that the medicinal brother of Tetris?


Perchance did you mean Tetanus?
#11
*waits for it*
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#13
Quote by minibrowny
Is that the medicinal brother of Tetris?


Perchance did you mean Tetanus?


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#14
This might be a time to buy a new lense for your camera. I think a tele-lense is more suited for someone as prone to animalinjuries as yourself.

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Perchance did you mean Tetanus?


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#17
Quote by humperdunk
So my buddy and i were walking down the street, in the middle of the city. Keep in mind there are no trees around for probably 3 miles. Anyway, my friend says "what the hell was that" and points to a car. I'm like "that's a honda civic" but then this big ole woodchuck pokes his head out from underneath the car.

So I had my camera, cause I was taking pictures for photo class, and I wanted a picture of the woodchuck. I tried to get close, I had to cause I was using a wide angle lens. The woodchuck retreated further underneath the car.

"Hey Duke," I say to my friend, "go around the other side of the car and scare him this way a little bit." So he does, and the woodchuck sticks his head out from under my side of the car.

Now, I'm lying on the ground, so I can see under the car better. So when the woodchuck starts running at me right after I snap the pic, it's kind of hard for me to get away. He scratches me a couple of times on the arm, and then runs down the alley.

I would post the pic, but i haven't processed the film yet, and I prefer to make prints at school so maybe I'll post it in a while.

I only wish I could have got the photo of the woodchuck actually running at me rather than just sitting under the car.

Anyway yeah. I just wanted to share that.



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#18
Oh, the hell with it.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

As much as a woodchuck would chuck wood, if a woodchuck could chuck would!
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Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

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wtf290 uses make bubbles feel like crap
Its super effective!
#19
Quote by Kensai
This might be a time to buy a new lense for your camera. I think a tele-lense is more suited for someone as prone to animalinjuries as yourself.



Aye, I was out photographing this kickass bridge though and I needed a wide angle to get the full effect. I usually just use a regular lens, whatever you call that.
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PRS SE Singlecut, blue with stoptail (my baby)
Line 6 Spider III 75 (shut up)
Epiphone Les Paul standard
Cheapo Yamaha nylon string
even more cheapo Fender steel string acoustic
#20
Pwnd
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#21
It gave you AIDS.
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HOLY HELL.

nice discovery, sir.


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#24
Wow I'm going to stay away from woodchucks now, sounds like they can mess a b*tch up.
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#25
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Why did you not befriend it, live the same day over and over, and proceed to let it drive you off a quarry?


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#28
Quote by Deliriumbassist
A groundhog IS a woodchuck


??? since when?
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PRS SE Singlecut, blue with stoptail (my baby)
Line 6 Spider III 75 (shut up)
Epiphone Les Paul standard
Cheapo Yamaha nylon string
even more cheapo Fender steel string acoustic
#31
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"time to kick some ass and chew some gum, and im all out of gum"


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#33
Quote by wtf290
Oh, the hell with it.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

As much as a woodchuck would chuck wood, if a woodchuck could chuck would!


If you had waited an hour or so, I would have made that joke for you
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#35
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Uhhh, we'll let you do that.

Also,... Nevermind. There is nothing to be said.
You got owned.... By an 8 inch creature...
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#36
That is somewhat like surviving a bear mauling. Only smaller in scale.
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#40
aww i thought you would have said something funny we all could have made a meme out of
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