Poll: How do you cut 'em?
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View poll results: How do you cut 'em?
Length-ways
12 9%
Width-ways
7 5%
Squares
2 1%
Diagonally (2 triangles)
31 22%
4 triangles
0 0%
I'm a man! I eat'em whole!
83 59%
Other (please state)
6 4%
Voters: 141.
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#1
Ok, so it's late where I am and I jsut went and got me-self a good ol' midnight sammich. Mmm, cheese and ham So as I was slicing said sammich, I wondered - does anyone cut their sammiches lengthways? (see diagram)

So Pit, how do you cut your sammiches?
#2
No, I eat them like a man.
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#6
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Sandwiches? Cut?

Does not compute.
Agreed.


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#7
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I usually spell them right before i eat them.....


There's always a grammar asshole. I cut mine longways .
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There's always a grammar asshole. I cut mine longways .


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#11
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There's always a grammar asshole. I cut mine longways .


spelling =/= grammar

and i thought only little kids get their sandwiches cut, because they can't eat the whole thing like that. Pfft, I don't cut it.
#12
i dont eat sammiches but i cut my sandwhiches in quaters diaginally unless subway
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#13
Quote by HohnJ723
spelling =/= grammar

and i thought only little kids get their sandwiches cut, because they can't eat the whole thing like that. Pfft, I don't cut it.

Hmm, I thought most people cut their sandwiches... I generally cut them just 'cos it's easier to eat that way
#14
i cut them into 48 uneven triangles
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#16
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Hmm, I thought most people cut their sandwiches... I generally cut them just 'cos it's easier to eat that way


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#17
Quote by uk.mace
Um, who's your girlfriend? I'm confused...

It was a sad attempt at a funny. I was implying that I wanted my girlfriend to make me a sandwich because of the whole chauvinist idea women make sammiches for men which has become a huge joke.
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#18
Depends what's in em.

It's easier to eat if you cut it diagonally, however, if it's a manwich and bursting with fillings you can't cut it as you risk the loss of precious precious filling.
#19
Width-ways for meeee.
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#20
It's cut whichever way my mum decides to cut it.
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#22
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No, I eat them like a man.


Same here, without even chewing.
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#23
2 rectangles
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#25
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Same here, without even chewing.
You swallow?
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#26
Grilled cheese = Diagonal
All else = whole

I still voted diagonal because goddamn grilled cheese sandwiches are good
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#30
Quote by uk.mace
Nobody does 4 triangles then? Not even for childhood nostalgia's sake?

My mommy never cut it into 4 triangles, it was always in half even though I've always liked diagonally better
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#32
Quote by Twist of fate
I like bananas on MY sammich!


peanut butter and banana FTW
#33
I don't even make sandwiches, I simply chuck any and all available ingredients straight into my mouth.
#34
I eat them whole now, but my mom used to cut it into a peace sign. Shit was tight.
#35
Manly manness.
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#36
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I don't even make sandwiches, I simply chuck any and all available ingredients straight into my mouth.

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#39
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Fixed, comrade.

I am no comrade of you.

Edit: I don't care where you are from, but over here "Commy" is a perfectly accepted way to shorten Communist.
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